Metamate

Also known as: "PersonthatwilltaketheblamewhenIfailMate"

Term used by Zuckerberg to create a culture of brainwashing in the Facebook Staff to put the company's profitability above their own wellbeing with concept of "Meta, Metamates, Me"

"Asking for paid time off? That's not living in the future Metamate."

"Why aren't you pushing your metamates harder and getting them to work unpaid overtime?"

by VeekayTehsu February 16, 2022

MattMatt

A very strong boye who's an absolute chad. He also might steal your girl.

Even Speedwagon fears a MattMatt

by FinallySomeBreasts August 2, 2019

Mettatate

The act of getting aroused by only sending erotic and descriptive messages on snapchat, instagram, text, etc.

Jimbo is so desensitized to porn that he had to mettatate to fulfill his desires.

by 2deep4me September 22, 2017

Metamate

The act of using the meta logo as cock and ball ring, then mastrubate to zuck's photo

Metamate vrb in a sentence,: Zuck! Stop metamating! The fucking ship is sinking

by Facebook employee February 15, 2022

Mottamatwa

N. Someone who is a duck murderer, or just a bird murderer in general.

I looked as the ducks were being killed one by one by the awful mottamatwa .

by Heather the Abstrusity December 22, 2004

Metamate

Someone who somehow got into Meta by luck, but spends all day online trying to troll his employer.

Jack could do some real work that day, but he decided to be metamate

by metamore February 21, 2022

Methamatician

A purveyor of methmatics, usually having a PhD in math or physics. Usually a high school chemistry teacher.

Dayum, Mr Harder one gangsta ass nyukkah. He be doin' dem methmatics all day. He be one hella methamatician nigga.

by The Big Dies October 4, 2010