metrolover

a girl who prefers to date boys that act gay but claim to be straight

I saw Amy's boyfriend lip syncing and dancing to Britney Spears. I didn't know she was a metrolover.

by wanker911 November 8, 2009

metronome

A midget that dwells in the subway

I heard there is a colony of metronomes living in the abandoned station at Court Street in Brooklyn Heights

by GloriousBrian January 11, 2011

methelope

An antelope that has been using crystal meth, resulting fur with a patchy, matted appearance. The methelope is typically found in New Mexico and Colorado; however they make frequent voyages to Socorro, NM, where Yeso the dog operates the Central Methelope Meth Lab.

"Honey, look at that animal on the side of the road! It looks sickly! What ever could it be?"
"Dear, that's a methelope. Damn things are running amuck again."

by Sexi Texi April 27, 2007

metrodome

Metro - dome .. Means getting head in the metro area of a town or just getting head in the big city.

Yeah man tonight im getting som of dat metrodome from that hoe burger tonight.

by K weezy May 27, 2006

metronome

The act of using two dildos (one in each hand) to penetrate a girl orally and anally (vaginally if you please) in a systematic time frame , such as the ticking of a metronome.

Tim: Dude what did you do last night?

Chris: Not much , my balls kinda hurt so I just pulled a metronome on this chick. It was perfect , she didn't know what hit her.

Tim: Nice , I'll have to try that next time.

by therealhollywoodkid October 6, 2011

Metrospective

A metro-sexual males perspective.

It's my metrospective.

by St uber t August 23, 2008

Metronome

The BEST FUCKING POKEMON MOVE EVER. Patented by the kickass pokemon by the name of Clefable. It makes a motion with its fingers. THEN RELEASES THE BEST MOVE EVER. It's soo much of a kickass move, that it does A RANDOM POKEMON MOVE. It can DO ANY MOVE from FLAMETHROWER to fucking growl. kickass.

PWNAGE!

My Clefable used Metronome and fucking roasted your ass with Hyperbeam, you got murdered!

by JON = GOD :: GOD=YOUTUBE :: YOUTUBE=JON April 20, 2006