Metaverse

A bullshit.

"Did you know Metaverse?"
"Leave me alone."

by Kiwi_Y February 18, 2022

Metaverse

a stupid ass fucking crypto scheme with no purpose that other things can't already do

Guy 1: i just bought a burger in the metaverse Guy 2: This is why your parents left you you ugly ass little loser

by BastianVF October 18, 2022

Metaverse

Virtual reality to hide behind the internet and optionally glasses to avoid real interaction.

Luigi: Yo dude why weren't you at the zoo
Mario: Sorry dude, I was in the Metaverse zoo, hehehehe.

by WalkingW November 6, 2022

Metaverse

Something that already existed beautifully in Persona 5 but Mark Zuckerberg wants to destroy this beautiful concept with stupid NFTs and gimmicky VR games. If you actually wanna experience the metaverse, go play persona 5. This ain't it chief.

Guy 1: Are you excited about the metaverse?
Guy 2: Metaverse as in from persona 5?
Guy 1: No I'm talking about Zuck's newest creation after rebranding FB to meta, you didn't hear?
Guy 2: Nope
Guy 1: Really? It's literally all over the news
Guy 2: Huh.
Guy 1: It would be crazy if they could port persona 5 over to the metaverse
Guy 2: I guess you could say that's very meta
Guy 1: Stop......

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 24, 2022

metaverse

The postulation that this universe is the only universe because linear time is standing still outside of the universe.

Ie. the universe as a whole is moving at infinite speed outside of itself.

The eternal now theory.

The metaverse is the inverse of the multi-verse theory.

by sandraxine September 8, 2018

Metaverse

An MMO with the RPG stripped out.

There's so much to do in the metaverse, like talk about how we're in the metaverse.

by sonderland November 2, 2022

Metaverse

A proposed reality whereby most elements of an individual's life, such as work and leisure, will be done in an artificially simulated world. It is a predicted path scientists see humanity directing towards, given the rapid evolution of technology due to supply and demand culture of capitalism. It is therefore also a prediction that corporations will eventually through this line of events eventually own and manipulate one's given perception of reality itself. - Lucas Angelo

"..when we moved from farms to cities, we moved into architectural fantasies, architectural virtualisation. .. now we're going to move from cities to Metaverse, we are going to move into a programmers' dream." - Prof. Sam Vaknin

by physioglogy February 27, 2026