by Definite Article March 11, 2009

A term for a person who is bound to convention and generally considered unobtrusive to those around them. Often lacking a distinct personality.
Jim doesn’t really bother anyone. He’s pretty metaphysically smol.
You don’t curse? That’s some serious metaphysical smolness.
You don’t curse? That’s some serious metaphysical smolness.
by Snidget September 09, 2019

In metaphysical naturalism, nothing is supernatural: ghosts, gods, and fairies are natural or don't exist.
by spline December 25, 2007

Metaphysical graffiti is the idea that many things in metaphysics are infinitely unknown, and to speak of them may serve as a detriment.
by Jon aschwanden June 14, 2008

When you find your way from day dreaming about sex to full on intercourse with your mind. No touching of the genitals. Just that pure, raw, emotional feeling. Your internal love is enough to propel you to climax. Usually done whilst laying in bed, thinking about a significant other or a crush.
I love her so much, whenever I think about her I find myself endulging in metaphysical masturbation.
by JGUMBY April 16, 2019

The common personality shared by many divine / mythical spirits and incarnated divinities / mythical beings, (based on their collective spirit conscience).
(e.g: The incarnated deity said that they are annoyed with how people spread rumours about them in mythology and the mortal complimented their metaphysical attitude (ie. godly conscience).
by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis April 22, 2023

You and a friend are hanging and you see person walking around in a aluminum cap, holding a Tesla box, and you say "there goes a Metaphysical Mookie"
by liquidstardreamer August 22, 2011
