"I heard Bob got 6 extra credit points on his paper"
"Why?"
"He used a metaphive"
"What was it?"
"He wrote 'Bob's heart was filled with helium because he just got 6 extra credit points on his paper'"
"So the fact that he actually got 6 extra points on the paper MADE it a metaphive... paradoxical..."
"Why?"
"He used a metaphive"
"What was it?"
"He wrote 'Bob's heart was filled with helium because he just got 6 extra credit points on his paper'"
"So the fact that he actually got 6 extra points on the paper MADE it a metaphive... paradoxical..."
by redhaze October 5, 2008
Get the Metaphive mug.Someone who has an infatuation for brown people ( people with lots of melanin ). Similar to ‘yellow fever’, but reserved only for those who love others with dark skin.
by Catlover2012 June 13, 2019
Get the Melaphile mug.An activity performed by a crowd in which the crowd repeats all the words of a single speaker giving a speech. Invented to circumvent rules against electronic means of amplification of anyone's voice in certain public areas during protests. Although suitably disconcerting and emotional, pretty much useless for any actual communication.
Although Michael Moore made effective use of the people's megaphone, the fact remains that he is a douchebag.
by Spaceboot1 October 21, 2011
Get the people's megaphone mug.Metathinking is the act of overthinking the concept of overthinking. This also includes any and all advanced layers of thinking, so long as there is more thank one.
Metathinking typically involves a scenario in which the metathinkee can make no difference, such as an impending examination, interview, or relationship quandary.
Metathinking typically involves a scenario in which the metathinkee can make no difference, such as an impending examination, interview, or relationship quandary.
"Dude, Brandy hasn't texted me in like a month. Do you think it was something I said? Or maybe she found another man. Shit. I don't know. I shouldn't think about it any more. Do you think i am overthinking things? I can't tell. "
"Shut up, and stop metathinking. That only makes things worse."
"Shut up, and stop metathinking. That only makes things worse."
by Peaches491 December 17, 2012
Get the metathink mug.Besides the well-known term used for the description of something that amplifies people's voices (or grunts) with the intent mainly being on annoying everyone in a 1 mile radius.
To the same effect, a megaphone is also a person that thinks the person on the receiving end of the phone conversation must be deaf, or they are at a rave, so their voice must overcome all other noises. No matter what, their grating utterances find their way into your brain, often causing it to melt completely, or if you are lucky, cause your cells to spontaneously combust. If you are not lucky, then you are left alive, and must live with these people until you are so old that you do go deaf, or fall down a stairwell and (due to the immense friction created), spontaneously combust.
You will know these "megaphones" when you see them, as they talk rather loudly (even when off the phone), and often resemble small useless animals. Like poodles. They are mainly self-important individuals that think they are the sole creator of the universe, and of course, their opinions are fact, up is down, and left is actually right.
I have a sneaking suspicion these devils are somehow connected with the big brother.
There is no cure, short of eliminating all said individuals, and or taking out their vocal cords (or tongue).
To the same effect, a megaphone is also a person that thinks the person on the receiving end of the phone conversation must be deaf, or they are at a rave, so their voice must overcome all other noises. No matter what, their grating utterances find their way into your brain, often causing it to melt completely, or if you are lucky, cause your cells to spontaneously combust. If you are not lucky, then you are left alive, and must live with these people until you are so old that you do go deaf, or fall down a stairwell and (due to the immense friction created), spontaneously combust.
You will know these "megaphones" when you see them, as they talk rather loudly (even when off the phone), and often resemble small useless animals. Like poodles. They are mainly self-important individuals that think they are the sole creator of the universe, and of course, their opinions are fact, up is down, and left is actually right.
I have a sneaking suspicion these devils are somehow connected with the big brother.
There is no cure, short of eliminating all said individuals, and or taking out their vocal cords (or tongue).
"Oh crap, I just got done talking to a megaphone, and I think she blew my zarking eardrums out! aieeee!"
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