metathink

Metathinking is the act of overthinking the concept of overthinking. This also includes any and all advanced layers of thinking, so long as there is more thank one.

Metathinking typically involves a scenario in which the metathinkee can make no difference, such as an impending examination, interview, or relationship quandary.

"Dude, Brandy hasn't texted me in like a month. Do you think it was something I said? Or maybe she found another man. Shit. I don't know. I shouldn't think about it any more. Do you think i am overthinking things? I can't tell. "

"Shut up, and stop metathinking. That only makes things worse."

metathink by Peaches491 December 17, 2012

methinks

Archaic Verb. A surviving old-English dative construction of "it seems to me" where "me" is the indirect object. Sadly, abused by people who make special trips to Pinkberry.

past tense: methought.

They talk about their Pilgrim blood,
Their birthright high and holy!
A mountain-stream that ends in mud
Methinks is melancholy.

methinks by maniacal engineer September 11, 2010

methinks

Another way to say 'i think'. First seen in culture in William Shakespeare's play 'A Midsummer Night's Dream', used by the servant Puck (you're impressed). But the worlds nerd subculture became enthralled with the term, when the term was used by Jar-Jar Binks in Star Wars I: Phantom Menace, hallowed be thy name, and is used by NORMAL PEOPLE in conversation. Sometimes used at the end of a sentence, to add an opinion (example 2).

Example 1: Methinks I'm bored.

Example 2: That's a nice arse methinks.

methinks by wannabekilla December 14, 2010

methinks

A really pretentious and annoying way to say "I think."

Methinks me shall skippeth off to the Ethan of Allen in order that I may find an alternative to this late 90s kitsch.

methinks by Sheridan Bucket May 13, 2005

metalink 

A web link that displays metadata from a hyperlink entered into a search engine.

Also called metatext (as contrasted to hypertext).

A metalink displays information from a hyperlink.

metalink by sandraxine June 12, 2018

metawhining 

Whining about about other people's whining.

Raoul: Those people were such a bunch of whiners! All they did the whole time was complain about everything! I never heard so much bitching.

Consuela: Listen to you! You're metawhining!

metawhining by Evie11 December 15, 2008

meathanky 

meat* - hanky**

* (flesh, living or dead tissue of an animal)

** (A soft item used to discharge into, whether it be mucus from the nasal cavity, or otherwise.)

Meathanky:

The orifice of a female mammal, usually the Vagina - (pronounced Vah-jinna.)

Can be used as an accessory to a variety of witty and charming pick-up lines, customarily followed by a slap in the face, forcible entry of foreign objects to the anal sphincter, or loud physical contact of hard objects to the proposer's testicular membrane.

"I wanna blow my cocksnot in your meathanky."

(Click to learn more about cocksnot.)

meathanky by BioMenace September 24, 2008