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something so hardcore it can only be compared to metal (the music that is)
Dude did you hear about the guy who cut off his head with a chainsaw?

Yeah man, that's so metal.
by Jack'sCompleteLackofSurprise October 27, 2009
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Awesome 2005 documentary directed by metalhead Sam Dunn, an anthropoligist from British Columbia. The film studies many topics relating to Heavy Metal, including:

-Who the very first Heavy Metal band is (widely believed to be Black Sabbath, as suggested in the film) as well as the roots of metal
-The backgrounds of Heavy Metal musicians and their fans
-Gender and sexuality roles in Metal
-Why a lot of bands have faced problems with censorship due to their lyrical content, album art, and live shows
-Satanic and/or anti-christian beliefs followed by a handful of Norweigian Black Metal bands, as well as other views on religion, satanism, and other controversial topics when associated with metal.

People interviewed include (but are NOT limited to) Tony Iommi of Black Sabbath, Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden, Alice Cooper, Lemmy of Motorhead, James "Munky" Shaffer" of Korn, Ronnie James Dio, Corey Taylor and Joey Jordinson of Slipknot, Kerry King and Tom Araya of Slayer, Gaahl of Gorgoroth, Alex Webster and George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher of Cannibal Corpse, and many other metal musicians and producers, as well as multiple fans, socioligists, and even one minister.

The film is a largely independent film with limited theatrical release, so very few are totally familiar with it. A sequal entitled "Global Metal" was released in 2008, which is probably just as good but even less known.
Brad thinks Nickelback is Metal, so I'm going to show him "Metal: A Headbanger's Journey" to teach him what real metal is about.
by Gaaraofthedamned January 3, 2011
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A uncategorized metal sub genre of cool sounding weird shit that is definitely not metal
That's not metal dude but way cool anyway
by Zombiesafterme June 11, 2018
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METAL SUSAN

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A METAL SUSAN IS A CHICK THAT LIKES TO BE FUCKED WHILE SHE LAYS ON A BED COVERED WITH TIN FOIL AND HAS A BATTERY CHARGER HOOKED TO IT
I ALWAYS WEAR RUBBER SHOES WHEN I GIVE A BITCH A METAL SUSAN OR MY COCK WILL BARBEQUE AND THE CRAZY HEFFER WILL TRY TO EAT IT
by shannon motowakan October 10, 2011
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Metal Snob

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A form of Music Snob that believes metal is the only music worth listening to, and that he/she was the first to ever know of it. Usually busy spending their time arguing about what is metal and what is not, and why their taste in music is better than yours.
Jim just said I don't listen to true metal, what a metal snob.
by Cal Gore November 22, 2004
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Metal Snackbox

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A dumpster or trash receptacle that is used as a source of food by the poor, drunk or just plain hungry.
Hey Pete! I heard that ol Matty Hos ate a slice of peperoni out of a Metal Snackbox last summer.
by credmonkey27 March 12, 2011
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A sub-genre of Black Metal which focuses on themes of suicide, anti-humanity, self-mutilation, negative energy, and emotional imbalance or unrest.

Some "well known" bands in this genre include: Xasthur, Burzum, Silencer, Make A Change... Kill Yourself, and Nocturnal Depression.
He killed himself while listening to Suicidal/Depressive Black Metal (SDBM/DSBM).
by GnostickNihilist23 October 11, 2008
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