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Metalbating

Angry masturbation while listening to metal, usually done until raw.
Shawn was furiously metalbating in the bathroom until he bled. Shawn is so metal.
by Saucychurch July 15, 2009
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metalution

The evolution of heavy metal. The genre of heavy metal that is the most popular for that given time period.
Heavy metal started with bands like Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, ETC. Then metalution occorred to make a more glam period with bands like Motley Crue, and Whitesnake, that went through another metalution making bands like Metallica and Pantera popular. (it keeps going on)
by moses x September 12, 2006
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motavation

To be motivated by use of any type of "WEED" medication to take you to that one special funny trip. This word comes from the spanish word used by us mexicans and that word is MOTAVATION......PUTOS!!!!
Hey Drew lets go and get some motavation, and fast!
Do you want to go get some motavation?
Dammit man I can't go to bed without some motavation!
I need some motavation to motivate myself.
by Eriquito Stone August 18, 2006
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meatatation

Meatatation (noun): The act of meditating about eating delicious, savory meat.

Instructions:*
Close your eyes and imagine sitting in your favorite chair, a plate of smoking hot bacon** sitting close by. You bring it toward your mouth but pause, enjoying the sweet scent of apple-wood bacon** wafting by your nose as you prepare for the wonderful sensation that is about to take place. You take a bite and chew slowly, enjoying the savory deliciousness that is bacon**

Once you have finished your first block of Meatatation, imagine eating a second piece of bacon or enjoying another tender and savory option from the many delicious meats spread out on your imaginary table.

Repeat with your favorite meats for as long as desired, or until the urge to prepare and/or eat said meat in reality becomes overwhelming.

*Modify however you want. Meatatators make tough decisions (but enjoy tender meat).

** Numerous scientific studies strongly suggest that bacon is the most effective stimulus for eliciting the incredible sensations associated with Meatatation. The issue is far from resolved, however, as animal models of meat enjoyment suggest that individual differences in meat preference may modulate the impact of Meatatation on bodily sensations.
I tried meatatation for the first time last night but then I ate a plate full of bacon and steaks so I may need to wait until this afternoon to try again.
by Eye rock May 16, 2016
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motibation

i was so sick last night i didn't even have any motibation
by Matt Huff February 20, 2011
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metabating

Engaging in excessive metaphysical speculation. Especially common practice among psycics, french philosophers, and philosophy majors looking to lure unsuspecting english majors into sexual congress.
"I totally caught Pierre metabating in front of some chicks at last night's poetry slam."
by Brint October 29, 2005
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Medibation

The act of Meditating on a mental picture while masterbating AKA the Spank Bank.

Meditate/Masterbate
"Boy I feel Like Jacking off but there are no smut mags or videos around,...Guess I will Just have to Meditate on the bitches as from work...Wow Is This Medibation?
by DaveNavy January 27, 2010
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