A messy boy is an adult male dressing up as a little boy and eats messy to please rich old Japanese women
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A hairy, unkempt or otherwise disgusting asshole, or peri asshole region. May involve shart residua, clingons, etc.
As Chachi knelt down to probe Sven's winking one eye, he was confronted by a dense thicket of hair and other unsavory items. Chachi urged Sven to scorch the earth of his messy backyard.
by Harold Balsagna October 23, 2006
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Jose: Hola juan
Juan: Jose how'd you get to America without a visa?
Jose: My friend drove me here, he hid me in the back of his truck with a bunch of people.
Juan: How was the ride?
Jose: Terrible! Up until Esmeralda gave me a MESSY MARTINEZ.
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Juan: Jose how'd you get to America without a visa?
Jose: My friend drove me here, he hid me in the back of his truck with a bunch of people.
Juan: How was the ride?
Jose: Terrible! Up until Esmeralda gave me a MESSY MARTINEZ.
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Welcome to Messy with Mac and Mike, it’s Mac and Mike on Messy. Yeah!
Hello! hello! hello! hello! hello!
…
Should we do our segments
Yeah sure
Gay agenda with Mac! Ah(sigh)
…(Mac does his segment)
It’s hookup time, with Mike! ooooo, yeahhh
…(Mike does his segment)
How long am has it been?
Uh lemme check. Oh. 3 hours.(laughter)
Where can people find you Mike?
Anywhere if you search MikeMGTV and where can people find you Mac anywhere if you search Macdoesit M-a-c-d-e-o wait no o-e-s-i-t
You’ve been douched
Welcome to Messy with Mac and Mike, it’s Mac and Mike on Messy. Yeah!
Hello! hello! hello! hello! hello!
…
Should we do our segments
Yeah sure
Gay agenda with Mac! Ah(sigh)
…(Mac does his segment)
It’s hookup time, with Mike! ooooo, yeahhh
…(Mike does his segment)
How long am has it been?
Uh lemme check. Oh. 3 hours.(laughter)
Where can people find you Mike?
Anywhere if you search MikeMGTV and where can people find you Mac anywhere if you search Macdoesit M-a-c-d-e-o wait no o-e-s-i-t
You’ve been douched
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