Messi

one day God decided to make the greatest football player ever, so he grabbed a bowl and mixed the best ingredients he had. unfortunately he left it too long on the oven and got ruined so He named it cristiano ronaldo and sent it to earth. He then tried again and truly made the best player ever and named him messi. He now plays for barcelona...

wow messi is so amazing
yea i know but messi and amazing are synonyms so rephrase yourself buddy!!

by liomessi December 21, 2009

Messi

Iker Casillas worst nightmare

Messi has scored 13 goals in El Classico. And who's been in net, Casillas

by never. ever. again. August 22, 2011

Messi

one of the best soccer players the world has ever seen. he is a genius on the pitch. he knows the game like walking, sees three plats ahead. everyone says, "ronaldo's stats are better." theyre wrong, if messi and ronaldo were the same age, messi would be running circles around him.

dude messi just broke ronaldo's ankles

by soccertomboy March 6, 2015

messi

An Argnetine born football (soccer) player currently playing for FC Barcelona, (alongside Ronaldinho). Do doubt in my mind he's going to be the next Pele/Maradona.

Have you seen Messi play?
Yeah, he's badass.

by elgranargentino June 1, 2006

messy

all up in other peoples shit...never mindin your own business

the nelson twins are very messy little boys

by hoe #1 February 17, 2003

Messi

Messi is the best soccer player in soccer/football. Many people look up to him and want to be just like him.

A: Wow he is really good at soccer/football!
B: Yea, his name is Messi

by demon_slayer19 August 21, 2020

messy

somebody that is two-faced and tells other peoples business...had a big mouth

that gurl too messy she told my boyfriend that i was cheatin on him..

by anonymous May 13, 2005