A plastic carrier bag, usually from Kwik Save, which can be found blowing around the valleys of South Wales on a windy day.
by Lingoooo October 27, 2007
Get the Merthyr Tumbleweed mug.A legal defence to accusations of theft, popular in the somewhat down-at-heel South Wales Valleys town.
The defence consists of 'It wasn't nailed down, your honour.'
The defence consists of 'It wasn't nailed down, your honour.'
'I drank one of Rob's bottles of wine. I intend to use the Merthyr defence - wasn't nailed down, was it?
by The Moai April 11, 2005
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To masturbate while under the influence of methamphetamines for abnormal extensive amounts of time.
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Andrea smoked T so much that she methurbated till the cows came home. That girl was so raw, even Udderly Smooth couldn't help her.
by Anthony'sX June 26, 2019
Get the Methurbate mug.A town found in the South of Wales. It has a population of about 30,000 and was once the largest town in country.
Enough of that boring stuff, it's home to the most beautiful accent and the people there are really nice. Also some of the front men from the best bands (in my opinion) hail from this town
Enough of that boring stuff, it's home to the most beautiful accent and the people there are really nice. Also some of the front men from the best bands (in my opinion) hail from this town
Examples of people from Merthyr Tydfil:
Sean Smith - The Blackout
Gavin Butler - The Blackout
Ian Watkins - Lostprophets
Sean Smith - The Blackout
Gavin Butler - The Blackout
Ian Watkins - Lostprophets
by Jesus the second. X. August 20, 2011
Get the Merthyr Tydfil mug.A land full of green
But not that type of green
I mean weed
Travel a mile to the Gurnos
to see chavs
who spit and piss on slides
travel further
Galon Uchaf
with a football field that has no goalposts
Then you see Dowlais a cold and snowy land
inhabited by Jack Kahl
Next is pant which is alright
no one really cares for it cause its shite
After that is Penydarren
Old people and the Londis
and the bald man called Aaron
You the town where the smackheads live
asking for money that you should never give
Then there's Heolgerrig the poshest of the lot
everyone hates them cause they brag a lot
After that is Swansea road live there
and everyone knows you've been on drugs
since you were 4
Lastly, we have Cefn and Trefechen
boring and full of specials
The land of green
the taff trail
and Drugs
The land of green
The land of weed
But not that type of green
I mean weed
Travel a mile to the Gurnos
to see chavs
who spit and piss on slides
travel further
Galon Uchaf
with a football field that has no goalposts
Then you see Dowlais a cold and snowy land
inhabited by Jack Kahl
Next is pant which is alright
no one really cares for it cause its shite
After that is Penydarren
Old people and the Londis
and the bald man called Aaron
You the town where the smackheads live
asking for money that you should never give
Then there's Heolgerrig the poshest of the lot
everyone hates them cause they brag a lot
After that is Swansea road live there
and everyone knows you've been on drugs
since you were 4
Lastly, we have Cefn and Trefechen
boring and full of specials
The land of green
the taff trail
and Drugs
The land of green
The land of weed
by Chimp6942 March 10, 2021
Get the Merthyr mug.A semi-popular part animutation, part epic saga of Rosie and Jim, using the music "Pull Harder on the Strings of Your Martyr" by Trivium. It includes many mistranslated lyrics and nonsensical scenarios.
by Sandy Nisbet September 8, 2005
Get the pull harder screams marthur mug."these undies are perfectly worn in, all the methuric acid's made them breezy"
"Methuric acid given me jock-rot"
"Methuric acid given me jock-rot"
by JahRowdy May 22, 2014
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