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omersexual

sexually attracted only to blue haired midgets with anal acne.
mom, dad, im omersexual
mom: hop on board boi
by lorrydriver69 December 4, 2019
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macsexual

A metrosexual type male, who was once a PC fanatic, who jumped on the modern day bandwagon and now owns a MacBook and an iPhone, or iPOD. This type also dismisses the popularity of the PC and commonly refers to any Windows based device as junk.
After his manicure and some shopping for 4VOO skin care products, Jeff stopped at the Apple Store and bought a MacBook and an iPhone after speaking with the salesperson for over an hour about how shitty PCs are. What a macsexual!
by cndnheat December 22, 2009
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Memesexual

When you are attracted to people who provide good memes/ can appreciate a good meme.

Is not to be confused with having an attraction towards a meme itself.
Inlove memer: he sent me an old dat Boi meme and I got a bit turned off but he made up for it with crying Michael Jordan.

Inlove memer's friend; woah that's like memesexual bro.
by MemeFalcon January 7, 2017
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mmosexual

noun
1.
a gamer, usually a socially awkward male, who romances female npcs in online games where npc romancing is available, such as SWTOR.
Question) If a guy playing a girl character romances a female npc, is it lesbian, straight, or some kind of awkward crossdressing encounter?

Correct Answer) I think it makes them a mmosexual.
by kallisti discordia September 14, 2011
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Metrosexual

Dude A: yo fam, im such a metrosexual, i would fuck a train
by BeamoFan February 28, 2018
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Mapsexual

MAP = Minor-Attracted Persons
Mapsexual = Pedophile
A: Are you mapsexual?
B: Fuck off I’m not a pedo
by jruam2 January 6, 2022
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Metrosexual

A man that cares about his self image and is most likely into more feminine ideas than the average dude. He'll more than likely make a better lady friend than most other men.
1. He's into man sculpting, and shaving everything but maybe his legs.
2. He goes to a salon instead of a barber.
3. He probably drives a coupe, or a sport hatch, never a truck.
4. He takes time to manicure himself and puts on cologne everyday.
5. He has style and may wear button-up shirts on off-work days, and likes Euro brand clothing thats tight fitting. He's also into wearing male jewelry.
6. His music taste may be classy or hip.
7. He's mainly a light drinker and will drink wine over beer.
8. He's more than likely into multiple arts.
9. He probably doesn't care for Sports, unless it's Volleyball or Tennis.
10. He's most likely into recreational activities.
Man that guy won't hang with us to grab a beer and talk sports. I wonder if he's..., nah man he's just Metrosexual.
by Shapeshifter89 April 22, 2017
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