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booty geography

A term used to describe how common and intense ass will be in the area. The probability of ass and intensity are affected by 3 factors

1. Income: With lower income comes more ass and higher income comes less ass. Poor neighborhoods have more booty than rich neighborhoods.

2. Sexual activity: This is pretty obvious why. Cities and neighborhoods that have more sex will also have more ass due to that being desired during sex.

3. Predominate race: Black girls most likely to have a nice ass, hispanics are less likely, and whites are unlikely. So if the neighborhood is predominately black or hispanic, you will see more booty.
(flat girl walks by)

Boy1: That's gross, where are we?

Boy2: Were in North Dakota, this place has terrible booty geography, so get use to it

Boy1: We need to take a trip to Mississippi one year

Boy2: We will one day, trust me we will
by Optical Epilepsy April 29, 2010
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Me-ography

1. n. long-winded and usually unrelated stories about one's self that a person brings up to the effect of monopolizing a conversation. 2. a point in the conversation where trite and oft-repeated accounts of one's life bore the hell out of everybody. 3.me-ographist: someone who indulges in talking constantly about one's self. 4. me-ographize: to make friends suffer by regularly repeating stories about one's self.
1. The soiree was going well until old Mrs. Lawhorne proceeded to bore her guests with her me-ography.
2. "I swear man, make the mistake of asking Joan how her day was, and you're in for a me-ography marathon."
3. "If all of Matt's me-ographies were true, he'd be a hundred years old!"
by Nickilicious January 22, 2008
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Jewish Geography

When two or more Jews get together and discuss who knows who's Jewish friends and relatives from where.
Shem tov: You know my brother Morty from New York, he's a doctor, married to Rachael?
Herschel: Yes, I once went out for bagels with him at my cousin Eli's diner in Long Island. Oy, you should have seen the savings!
Passerby: What a Jewish Geography!
by Alex Blake July 26, 2006
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geography

school subject that Americans only learn during times of war.
War: the only way americans learn geography
by dodgerhater July 30, 2008
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Geography

A subject Americans have little or no grasp of!
Average Non-American Geography Inspecting Person: Sir/Madam, can you point out your country on this map?

Average American: Er... No!
by Fete December 28, 2005
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Emography

Emo photography; whereby the photograph contains more hair than face.
Go to Myspace, and look for an emo. They are bound to have some emography.
by Kim Oakley February 19, 2006
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AP Human Geography

A class offered by some schools specifically designed to bore students to death. It forces students to learn a bunch of useless crap that will never be used later in life, like most AP classes. Even though the textbook isn't nearly as long as the AP World History textbook and you get a lot more time to read the chapters most students will procrastinate and read the chapters the night before, resulting in an all-nighter and failed exams. If you listen in class it's very possible to get a 5 on the exam, regardless of what scores you got on quizzes and tests throughout the year.
Avarage Grade on quizzes/tests: C
Grade on AP Human Geography exam: 5
by APKittyKat November 17, 2014
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