merculate

to think about. to plan or settle. to simmer inside one's thought processes and boil down to the essential elements. to UNmuddle one's thoughts.

That man-whore asked to be my facebook friend. I will have to merculate on that for a while.

My hazy mind merculated on the night before, putting the faces and words back together in a sensible continuum.

by amcmanus August 11, 2010

[manulate]

The time of the month when a man is especially horny.

Babe, we gatta do it! I'm manulateing!

by DaCaMa February 4, 2009

Mangulated

A portmanteau of mangled and discombobulated, it can mean anything from the simple confusion of losing your keys, tripping over the dog and then pouring your coffee on your cereal, or ending up thinking you have 7 legs after a rave.

"Wow, Steve was sure mangulated last night, did you see him trying to have sex with that phone booth?"

by IAMTHECAKE September 5, 2012

mensulation

Any of the various proprietary substances engineered to absorb discharges from the twat.

Janet takes great pride in knowing that many advances in mensulation began during tests between her legs.

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

Menturbate

To mentally masturbate. The most discrete form of sexual self-pleasuring. With a good imagination and a bit of practice menturation can result in actual orgasm.

I especially like to menturbate on public transport. As long as I can keep a straight face the girl sitting next to me doesn’t even notice.

by Harry Sausage January 26, 2005

Merculate

A very versatile word, used in a variety of situation of gaming. Most commonly used to say you are 'owning' a specific person or team. Coined by 'KingKillaXX'

"Dude, I'm about to merculate these mother fuckers, they don't know whats about to hit thems."

by Jayhawk210 January 31, 2009

mentholated

to take something and add menthol to it.....like menthol cigarettes or flavoured pipe tobacco, menthol candies, and menthol cold remedies.

please pass me a mentholated cigarette...thank you.

this cough syrup is too mentholated, it burns my throat.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008