Of relating to relating to men who have the potential to do it all from "a" to "z" and back to "a"
Men-does-z-a
Men-does-z-a
Friend A: Hey did you hear about Rod he made it to the Olympics!
Friend B: Isn't he an Engineer or Doctor or something???
Friend A: Yeah he's a Mendoza...lucky bastard!
Friend B: Isn't he an Engineer or Doctor or something???
Friend A: Yeah he's a Mendoza...lucky bastard!
by I've met a Mendoza February 19, 2010
To spray a partner in the face with semen. Originating from the first Mighty Ducks movie when Luis Mendoza comes to a stop for the first time and sprays the opposing goalie in the face with ice.
Also referred to as giving a facial.
Also referred to as giving a facial.
by nrgray9 September 12, 2011
"What the fuck happened to my tent?!"
"Dude, looks like you got mendoza'ed. I hope you have bug spray."
"Dude, looks like you got mendoza'ed. I hope you have bug spray."
by the K-Spot May 07, 2010
A woman weighing in excess of 200 pounds.
Term originates from former major league baseball player Mario Mendoza's batting average (~.200 lifetime). His batting average, referred to as "the Mendoza line," was basically the cut off for mediocrity. In terms of slang, a Mendoza is a woman who meets or surpasses the 200 lb line.
This term can be positive as well as condemning. When hogging, a Mendoza is essentially a bona fide target. For any other social situaton, Mendozas are generally feared and avoided.
Term originates from former major league baseball player Mario Mendoza's batting average (~.200 lifetime). His batting average, referred to as "the Mendoza line," was basically the cut off for mediocrity. In terms of slang, a Mendoza is a woman who meets or surpasses the 200 lb line.
This term can be positive as well as condemning. When hogging, a Mendoza is essentially a bona fide target. For any other social situaton, Mendozas are generally feared and avoided.
Guy1: "She's a definite Mendoza, pushing 260"
Guy2: "Fuck. You're going to out-Hog me."
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Guy1: "I barely avoided the Mendoza at the bar last night. She would have crushed me and ruined my self-esteem."
Guy2: "Fuck. You're going to out-Hog me."
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Guy1: "I barely avoided the Mendoza at the bar last night. She would have crushed me and ruined my self-esteem."
by 733Crew May 04, 2007
The condition of getting intoxicated with the symptoms of beer goggles results in trying to fuck every moving girl including fob looking girls on their periods. It may also cause the person to add +12 rating on a 1-10 scale to a girl he is trying to fuck and will ultimately lead to bringing drunk ugly chicks back to the dorm.
Andrew: Damn dude did you see how hot that girl was last night?
Joseph: Nah dude she was like a -5, you had Mendoza eyes!
Andrew: Aw fuck!
Joseph: Nah dude she was like a -5, you had Mendoza eyes!
Andrew: Aw fuck!
by fuckingshitshit October 28, 2014
by brysnowden13 August 08, 2019
When a male places two slices of Kraft American cheese singles onto a females breasts and proceeds to titty-fuck her. The man then ejaculates onto each slice of cheese. Once there is a good layer of ejaculate on each piece of cheese, the man then mashes the two pieces together and force feeds the cheesy jizz sandwich to the female.
The other day I was giving my girl a cheesy mendoza. It felt so good. I felt bad though because she got really sick afterwards. How was I supposed to know that she was lactose intolerant?
by Jarvis McHamsfly April 15, 2010