1. Rapid, uncontrollable bleeding. 2. To lose money, friends etc at an alarming rate or in a seemingly unstoppable cycle.
His company had hemorrhaged a billion dollars, his furious temper meant he was hemorraging friends at the rate of five a day, so he shot himself and hemorrhaged all over the carpet.
by Linton July 11, 2003
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1. Severe bleeding of the brain.
2. Severe bleeding of the brain caused by exposure of a person of average intelligence(the victim) to a case of extreme mental ineptitude, such as that which would be demonstrated by a damned idiot.
3. Something that would cause such effects.
4. A term used to describe extreme annoyance at stupidity.
1. Severe bleeding of the brain.
2. Severe bleeding of the brain caused by exposure of a person of average intelligence(the victim) to a case of extreme mental ineptitude, such as that which would be demonstrated by a damned idiot.
3. Something that would cause such effects.
4. A term used to describe extreme annoyance at stupidity.
1.
After the blood vessels in his brain were ruptured, the man died from cerebral hemorrhage.
2.
Person A: Did you know that, statistically, women make significantly less money than men?
Person B: Oh my God, stop being sexist!
Person A: *passes out*
Person A(after regaining conciousness): Holy Shit, that was the worst bout of cerebral hemorrhage I've had in years.
3.
That movie was cerebral hemorrhage.
4.
Moronic comments give me cerebral hemorrhage.
After the blood vessels in his brain were ruptured, the man died from cerebral hemorrhage.
2.
Person A: Did you know that, statistically, women make significantly less money than men?
Person B: Oh my God, stop being sexist!
Person A: *passes out*
Person A(after regaining conciousness): Holy Shit, that was the worst bout of cerebral hemorrhage I've had in years.
3.
That movie was cerebral hemorrhage.
4.
Moronic comments give me cerebral hemorrhage.
by LivingHell October 24, 2004
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Menorrhagia is an abnormally heavy and prolonged menstrual period. Causes may be due to abnormal blood clotting, disruption of normal hormonal regulation of periods or disorders of the endometrial lining of the womb. Depending upon the cause, it may be associated with abnormally painful periods dysmenorrhoea.
"I hate you Bob!" says Pam.
"Why Pam, you're being unusually bitchy today. Are you on your period? You've got menorrhagia don't you?" Bob asks.
"....yes."
"Why Pam, you're being unusually bitchy today. Are you on your period? You've got menorrhagia don't you?" Bob asks.
"....yes."
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Get the shit hemorrhage mug.A cocktail intentionally made to look insane. Consists of half a shot glass full of peach schnapps, with Bailey’s Irish Cream poured on top. Once the shot is almost full, a small amount of blue curacao is added, and once that settles, a small splash of grenadine tops the drink off.
"Hey, what is that thing that looks like an atomic war on a different planet, and am I really expected to put this in my mouth?"
"Its an Alien Brain Hemorrhage. Enjoy, it's delightful."
"Its an Alien Brain Hemorrhage. Enjoy, it's delightful."
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