When somebody's grasp of reality and sanity starts to slip, usually sometime during day 2 of a bender, when they start to question their ability to continue the debauch.
'Boys I'm definitely melting, these morning beers are treating me rough-
- 'Go on son, get a Scottish handshake down ya!'
- 'Go on son, get a Scottish handshake down ya!'
by Dr. Novice October 04, 2019
Traumatic, instantaneous bodily fluid evacuation, as in liquid shits. Extra care must be taken when cleaning oneself, lest you experience the following secondary conditions:
- swamp ass
- duck butter
Often, ring sting is experienced during an episode of the melts
- swamp ass
- duck butter
Often, ring sting is experienced during an episode of the melts
by Freddy B. January 08, 2008
by saintnicholasIII August 02, 2017
When a sesh soldier is absolutely at the end of their tether and simply cannot handle any more shenanigans, they are Melted
'Come on son, get a another Scottish handshake down you!'
- 'can't mate, I'm absolutely melted and feel like Satan himself is punching me in the liver'
- 'can't mate, I'm absolutely melted and feel like Satan himself is punching me in the liver'
by Dr. Novice October 04, 2019
by audatex April 15, 2011
by Yung L Da BasedGod October 01, 2012
When somebody's grasp of reality and sanity starts to slip, usually sometime during day 2 of a bender, when they start to question their ability to continue the debauch.
'Boys I'm definitely melting, these morning beers are treating me rough-
- 'Go on son, get a Scottish handshake down ya!'
- 'Go on son, get a Scottish handshake down ya!'
by Dr. Novice October 04, 2019