melonball

the act of fucking a canteloupe (also; melonballing, melonballs, etc)

i wasn't in the mood to masturbate, so i just went to the kitchen and gave myself a melonball instead

by chocomel July 21, 2004

Melonball-Tittyballs

(Mel-un-Bawl Ti-tee-Bawlz) -noun

1. A Latina milf's fake breasts.

This was the first Latina i've seen in Morton Grove in years, she must have been looking for a Taco Bell. I haven't seen fake titties in my life, except for on pornos. I starting to feel on her Melonball-Tittyballs, they were fake as fuck.

by aCrazySummerAfternoon December 1, 2010