Mellor Up

The act of scratching one's intimate areas ...be they the snatch, gootch, balls or arse crack and smelling the aforementioned fingers in order to see if washing is required. This can escalate,if it is a good vintage, to wafting said fingers in front of someone else's nose whilst shouting 'mellor up'

Hey Janet ....'mellor up'......

by Pies1957 November 03, 2020

Missy Mellor

The Legend: Really really ridiculously good looking, fun, mischievous, big calves, very sexy, sporty, outgoing, passionate, beautiful soul, plays guitar, would rather be moshing! There isnt enough words in this world to describe a Missy Mellor.

Melissa Mary Mellor or better known to most as Missy Mellor is one in a million. She hates cigarette smoke - its vulgar as she would call it, she's all about the raves, believes laughter is the best medicine, can't live with the music and loves her friends and family most.

by L.Smith May 31, 2008

Joe Mellor

Has a number of connotations
meaning retarded , epic fail, ephasism on someone being a massive dweeb. How ever is used as a sexual euphemism

"I just Joe mellored my girlfriend in the face."
"Wow quit going all Joe mellor on me retard."

by mellordoes4chan.org April 20, 2009

dan mellor

a young man born with only one testicle

dan mellor only has one ball haha

by josh downes March 21, 2022

Robbie mellor

Robbie mellor means a person a who is very epic and cool

The guy on the street was a Robbie mellor

by Roqbbqid May 22, 2021

Melloring

Videoing your one man party whilst off your face, then sending it to your mates at stupid o'clock in the morning.

I didn't sleep too well last night, my mate kept melloring me

by FreeTheTeessideOne February 25, 2021

Daniel Mellor

young admiring man, 5,10 and an enormous cock

Daniel Mellor is great

by albert mathew March 08, 2022