melf

short form of saying: the world has lied to me in so many ways. or, a form of the "eff" word, more acceptable to older adults.

oh, the world has melfed me over
melf!

by melf March 22, 2005

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MELF

A sexual attraction to a mall elf. Similar to a MILF but its a mall elf instead of a mom

That blonde at Santas Workshop in the Commons is such a MELF

by Wordwizz December 25, 2014

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Melf

Shortened version of myself, used as a name or less conformative and egotistical self reference. Can also be used as simplified statement of fantastical racial origin; i.e. Me conjoined with Elf.

"Melf is back."

by Rachael January 08, 2004

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melf

i have no idea what this means. my ex texted me and asked

what the hell does melf mean?

by melffff September 27, 2018

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melf

1)An adolescent boy who desperately wants to be an elf.
2)A man-elf.

(Based on a true story of a kid who dresses like an elf and took his dad's last name just because it was Melf)

That kid loves prancing in the woods wearing pixie garb way too much. He is such a Melf.

by Melf January 08, 2004

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