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Megazord 

Zords are colossal mechanical or bio-mechanical robotic vehicles. When monsters grow to incredible sizes, the only way the Power Rangers (A.K.A Sarah Bottomley, Jordan Offman, Jordan Dow) can fight them is by summoning and piloting these robots. Usually this will happen towards the end of every episode. By using the powers of Banking, Nazism, and Retardation these three individuals can call upon these giant robots to fight inside of or even form one giant Megazord… and when they fail; as a back up plan they pile on top of each other and make sex noises in an attempt to psyche out the opponent and make them give up to their awesome powers. Beware of their cheesy goodness!!
Megazord

Zords are colossal mechanical or bio-mechanical robotic vehicles. When monsters grow to incredible sizes, the only way the Power Rangers (A.K.A Sarah Bottomley, Jordan Offman, Jordan Dow) can fight them is by summoning and piloting these robots. Usually this will happen towards the end of every episode. By using the powers of Banking, Nazism, and Retardation these three individuals can call upon these giant robots to fight inside of or even form one giant Megazord… and when they fail; as a back up plan they pile on top of each other and make sex noises in an attempt to psyche out the opponent and make them give up to their awesome powers. Beware of their cheesy goodness!!
Megazord by Ecliptica June 17, 2006
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Megazord uses Seord Attack
Megazord by iPokes Spot June 27, 2018

Megazord Dick 

A Megazord Dick is the most mighty dick in the world people with a Megazord Dick usually explode vaginas upon entry
Scout boy: dude did u see that girls pussy explode?
Danoo: I told you guys he has a megazord dick!
Megazord Dick by Danoooo218 March 3, 2008

French Megazord 

A sex move in which a girl sits on your shoulders with her pussy in your face and you politely proceed to eat her out like the Tazmanian Devil
I hit that bitch with the French Megazord
French Megazord by BootyAsss October 9, 2016

Megaword 

A short-lived category on Wheel of Fortune, used only during Season 12 (1994-09-05 - 1995-06-23; also the last year for the show to record in the Bob Barker Studio, or CBS Television City, studio 33) that consisted of a word that was 8-13 letters long. The player who solves this puzzle gets an extra $500 bonus for using the word in a complete sentence.
The first Megaword used on Wheel of Fortune was EXTEMPORIZE.
Megaword by WM86 April 2, 2009

Megazoid 

A Megazoid is when you make transformer noises whilst changing positions during sex, with meaning. Can sometimes result in death.
DUDE I TOTALLY JUST GAVE HER A MEGAZOID.... RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER PARENTS!!
Megazoid by Andrizzle. July 20, 2010

Megazhord 

A shit mix drink with every possible alcoholic drink mixed together and shaken for days, for best results - drink through the eye. Originated at Leeds Festival 2005.
"Iv'e just smelt Megazhord and i'm now shitfaced"
Megazhord by Edmunds June 30, 2006