mindlessness meditation

A popular form of meditation that is a variation on mindfulness meditation which seeks to undo or diminish consciousness to decrease the possibility of feeling responsible for anything.

I have absolutely no idea why I did that, but recently I’ve been practicing mindlessness meditation; there may be a connection, but I really can’t say for sure.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 14, 2019

Meditweetate

tweets that are like daily reminders for yourself, like food for thought, just random thoughts about yourself that you think others could learn from

my tweets are more like my own daily reminder, food for thought. *meditweetates*

by ItsYaHomeboy December 2, 2011

Mediterranean Penis

A long and spicy sausage that is able to be received by the children of christ.

Robert Coomer, Prepare to receive my cum spliced Mediterranean Penis, OOHH OHHHHHHO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH owo

by Mr. "REEEEE" Johnson May 23, 2020

Mediterranean Hammock

When someone who does not partake in lower body grooming can braid the genital and anal hairs together in a mini hammock.

After quarantine, Mikey’s ball hair was so long he was finally able to make a Mediterranean hammock.

by KSLeo June 7, 2020

meditation

Meditation can mean either clearing your mind of all thought, or focusing on one thought, both done in an effort to achieve enlightenment. For example, in some masters of "zen" or "chan" buddhism will give thier students koans to meditate on, such as, "What is the sound of one hand clapping?". On the other hand, many other sects teach thinking of nothing. Either way can be effective for those who engage in the activity not for religious enlightment, but simply to relax and gain a greater understanding of life.

He medidated on the koan and understood that the lack of an answer was in itself an answer, and yet not the fullness of the answer.

I engage in meditation for a few minutes before I go to bed to help settle my mind.

by Steven Hopkins February 15, 2007

Meditating Monkey

A person who remains calm in the midst of crisis or chaos.

All hell is breaking loose. Call in Bob. He's the designated Meditating Monkey

by Rastus McGee May 8, 2018

Meditech

Oxymoron of the highest degree. A medical record program that looks like it runs on a commodore 64. BUT is in active use today. It may be the single lamest implementation in medical records. Pinnacle in the ass end of medical technology. Aka Umbehrtech.

Sweet jesus, this meditech sucks worse than the time you pooped a chocolate squirrel.

by DoctorFeelgood April 28, 2009