Medieval Handshake

When you hand shake someone where you grab the other persons forearm instead of the traditional grabbing of hands. Mostly used by badasses.

As Brad got out of the airport Rob gave him a solid Medieval Handshake to welcome him home.

by the medievaler November 7, 2015

medieval diss track

my mill grinds, pepper and spice
You’re mill grinds, rats and mice
My hand picks, only what grows

Your hand picks, only your nose
My grain tastes, delightful
Your grain tastes, very frightful
My mother cooks, with much care,
Your mother cooks, with her hair
My wife smells, of pure honey
Your wife smells, of bad money
My fields are, happy to see
Your fields are, sad to decree
My hat fits, like a fiddle
Your hat fits, like it’s little
My king is, smart and wise
Your king is, full of lies
My sheep will, keep us alive
Your sheep will, fail to arrive

medieval diss track is fire

by ti;hkgeuhgeikhgiojkhf May 4, 2023

going medieval

Refers to an upcoming violent behaviour on somebody's ass. Medieval civilisation is known for it's cruelty and violence, therefore when going medieval on someone, the results can be truly devastating.

-"I'm sorry man, I had sex with you're wife"
-"(Picks up a baseball bat) That's it! I'm going medieval on yo' ass"

by TenHands January 27, 2011

Medieval

1. A period of time most often associated with the dark ages, particularly from the 11th to the 15th centuries.
2. An agressive action, usually in retaliation of an earlier action.

"knights did a lot of crusading in medieval times."
"I'm gonna go medieval on your ass!"

by Brian November 3, 2004

Medieval Dickweed

The term for a person or persons from the Medieval time period who act harsh or "un-cool". As used in the movie Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989).

King Henry the VIII was a Medieval Dickweed for chopping his wife's head off.

by AgentOrangeSkies June 29, 2006

GO MEDIEVAL ON SOMEONE'S ASS

to lose one's temper on, to lose one's emotional equilibrium and act cruel or savage to somebody

After the pickle-sniffer winked at Henry, he went absolutely medieval on the fudge packer!

by weave October 7, 2003

get medieval

Exactly what the damn title says! This means to go Spanish Inquisition on someone's ass: thumbscrews, hooks, hot irons, needles, and anything else that reminds you of Saw or Hostel. Just picture Hellraiser, and you're Mr.Pinhead. The person you go medieval on is your own poor Frank Cotton.

Coined by Marcellus Wallace in Pulp Fiction, towards the hillbilly who went Deliverance on his rear.

"What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."

by rock e. maivia February 22, 2007