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My friend is extremely mental and extremely retarded. Menttarded
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Metatard

Some one who is metaphysically retarded.
"How can they believe there are no pedophilia rings in America?"

"They're metatards."
by halk3n April 14, 2023
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Meatard

Meat + Retard
Insult for meat-lovers who are aggressive & obnoxious about it.

Meat eating is an egosyntonic behavior for meatards & sometimes simultaneously egodystonic.
They have redeeming qualities but their bad traits are complacency, conformity, hedonism, resistance to change, tribalism, combativeness, proneness to psychological reactance, “do-gooder derogation” & defensiveness in response to anticipated or perceived criticism

Meatards resentfully offend the mere presence of a vegan & often won’t take kindly to a vegetarian/pescetarian either. Meatards may adopt feelings of hate or superiority towards these groups to cope with perceived/anticipated moral reproach.

Immature & spiteful behavior is common: like eating twice as much meat as usual to spite people who argue collective meat-reduction would be beneficial.

Meatards act defensive, dismissive, condescending, discouraging, hostile or stand offish if one simply mentions a commitment to meat-abstaining or just intention to limit intake. A major uniting behavior of nearly all meatards is attempts to discourage or devalue these people w/ specific fallacies like; nirvana fallacy, false attribution, falsedichotomy, falseauthority, appeal to authority, appeal to futility, appeal to ridicule, appeal to nature, appeal to tradition, argumentum ad populum, inflation of conflict, slippery slope, kettle logic, circular reasoning, nut/cherry picking, moving goal post, argument from anecdote, ad hominem & invincible ignorance
Jess: “Why is Mark screaming his head off at Dustin about how lions live life?”

Carlos: “Just ignore mark he’s a total meatard and he thinks Dustin’s veganism is a personal attack.”

Jess: “Hmm that reminds me of Piers Morgan.”
by CraptacularCraptastic December 5, 2024
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METtard

An ignorant, incompetent, functionally stupid individual that works at Home Depot on the MET team. A person so mentally challenged that they couldn't even meet the low standards of a regular Home Depot associate and had to be put into a special group of morons. METtards as a whole have high levels of absenteeism, insubordination and suicide.
They fired another METtard yesterday because he was late for the 17th time this month.

Another METtard blew his brains out over the weekend.

The whole project was ruined because one of the METtard's couldn't read the instructions.
by ChazKnowzBest February 9, 2025
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Meatard

People who are aggressive vegans that Enjoy getting offended at people who enjoy Eating Meat, meat products or produce of animals
Susan just won't shut up about being vegan, she turns here nose up every time some even smells slightly like Ham, She's such a Meatard
by mrpjspencer June 24, 2025
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