meatstabber

1.When you sneak up on a girl in the middle of the night and stab her in the back with a sausage. Repeatedly.

2. A dick or penis.

3. Also can be made into a drink by placing a slim jim into a bloody mary. Generally, it's garnished with cheese on a plastic sword.

Last night I meat stabbed this girl. She got so turned on, she gave me a rusty trombone.

Excuse me, bartender, can I have a meatstabber, extra slim.

by dingus2.0 April 3, 2008

meatstroker

Somebody who metaphorically jerks somebody off for their own benefit. Usually their boss or an authority figure of some sort.

Neil: Man, Jack kisses so much of the bosses ass his breath smells like shit!

Bob: Oh, total meatstroker!

by Bomahker May 27, 2017

meatster

someone who takes alot of meats (the same hand movement as with meats can also be applied here)

i've been drinking alone
-you meatster

by sam the meatster king April 5, 2006

Meatetarian

One who eats only meat, the oppasite of a wordvegetarian/word.

I eat chicken, steak, fish, ham, and most importantly, beef jerky. That is why I'm a Meatetarian

by adonkeyisaass February 9, 2004

Meatscarf

1.The best way to describe when someone's neck has all but disappeared beneath a layer of fat, giving the impression that the person is sporting some kind of fleshy scarf-like garment.
2.Has also been adopted as a term for weed in situations when discretion is required.

1.
me- "Mate...george lucas has some serious meatscarf going on there. I bet he inflates it to attract a mate...."
my pal- "heh, yeah..."
2.
me-"mate, We need to get us some meatscarf before this evening is through...."

by clar*bar*superstar August 1, 2008

Meatatarian

A common misspelling and mispronunciation of meatarian

Joe Schmo: Haha I’m such a meatatarian!
John Doe: You do realize the “t” in “vegetarian” is because of the word “vegetable/vegetative” right?
Joe Schmo: Stop policing me man it ain’t big shit.
John Doe: By the way, where did you even get the extra “a” from? Meat-at-arian sounds like a code for the directions to join a secret society.

by IbreathAir September 5, 2019

Meatsturbate

Getting off from the sight, smell, or taste of cooked meat.

Michael likes to take pictures of the steak while he's grilling so he can meatsturbate later.

by Mathcat May 16, 2014