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Meat Shank

Noun:
An alternative term for an erect penis.

Verb:
To place ones penis in ones vagina

Meat=Slang for penis
Shank=Object used for stabbing
Look at the size of my meat shank!

I'm goin to meat shank that bitch.
by Vin June 1, 2004
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Meatghan

a girl who likes ska and skanking and being with her bestest friend emberly, especially at ska/techno parties.
I saw meatghan skanking yesterday morning with all the cool scene kids in the hall.
by Emberly February 25, 2005
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meatsack

a filthy, fleshy sack of meat, gland-juice, bone, stupidity, and other fluids
Bob Barker is a real meatsack.
by Johnny Vagabond July 1, 2005
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meatshake

The greatest byproduct of meats in the world. It's made out of the leftover juices, and other various unused parts of meat. Very tastey.
Doctor: "How did you manage to clog up your arteries AND get food poisoning at the same time?"
Bob: "One word, doc. And that's 'meatshake.'"
by airwalker October 4, 2003
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meatsack

a reference to the body in the fatalistic aspect that after it dies all it is a meat for something else to eat
We are all meatsacks.
by thegestalt May 3, 2005
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meathanky

meat* - hanky**

* (flesh, living or dead tissue of an animal)

** (A soft item used to discharge into, whether it be mucus from the nasal cavity, or otherwise.)

Meathanky:

The orifice of a female mammal, usually the Vagina - (pronounced Vah-jinna.)

Can be used as an accessory to a variety of witty and charming pick-up lines, customarily followed by a slap in the face, forcible entry of foreign objects to the anal sphincter, or loud physical contact of hard objects to the proposer's testicular membrane.
"I wanna blow my cocksnot in your meathanky."

(Click to learn more about cocksnot.)
by BioMenace September 24, 2008
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Mexican meat shank

A Mexican meat shank is a type of shank where you use your penis and tape razor blades on it.
I hit Jackson with my Mexican meat shank.
by geusbshsown January 18, 2023
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