meatknocker

a person who knocks meat

maan u r a meatknocker.

by ben August 21, 2003

Muppet Meatlocker

The act of fisting a someone whilst wearing a muppet hand-puppet.

Guy 1: How'd your date go last night?
Guy 2: Dude i absolutely gave him the Muppet Meatlocker. he loved it!

Girl: I heard from your girlfriend you gave her the Muppet Meatlocker.
Guy: Yeah, she told me it was great as a one time thing.

by HowDidIGetHereIDontLikeIt February 20, 2018

meatfucker

Person who enjoys penetrating women or men in the vaginal or anal region with prime joints of beef or lamb, and then eating said joint.

Good morning mr butcher, 1 leg of lamb please. Oh no, Im not going to eat it Im gonna shove it up a birds arse.

Butcher: Would you like it greasing?

Yes please, it always helps.

by Jizzle McJizzmiester March 13, 2005

Michigan Meatpacker

The act of slamming one's head into someone's nuts while yelling "Oh my GOD, why are you smacking your nuts into my head, man?" This is done while someone is awake but otherwise occupied doing something and is not aware that you are approaching for the meat packing.

Established in Farmington Hills, MI, hence the moniker "Michigan Meatpacker."

I was laying on the couch studying for my econ test when Matt slammed his head right into my nutsack screaming "Christ on a side Car, Sam! Why are you violating my forehead with your balls, you ass wodge?" "WTF?!? You're the one giving me the Michigan Meatpacker, you douche bag!"

by Mamamia121 March 18, 2010

MeatLocker

Term used for woman whose only use in a relationship is for sex

Guy 1: Hey, whose that chick you was with the other day

Guy 2: Oh her?.. she's my little MeatLocker

by ProjectBorn November 10, 2009

MeatRockett

Dean K. -born in 1971 as (Khalid Muhammad Al Sadir) to an immigrant family. Poor and needing money he sold processed meats snacks called "meat rockets'" on the streets until completing secondary education at Central Michigan University. After that he became founder of www.313gazette.com where they strive to live the slogan "Everything D outside the D". The Meatrockett is often eaten in one bite and often distributed late after a long night of alcohol consumption leading to an Ill feeling in the morning aft.

That MeatRockett is some tasty eatin' in DeerBorn.

by TheKingOfProcessedMeats October 20, 2019