Texas Meatslap

The act of ejaculating into a handful of raw ground beef, then proceeding to slap someone with it.

Did you hear about the Texas Meatslap we gave to Brenda? Shit was so cash.

by Weef Bellington April 22, 2014

meat flaps

The labia. Beef curtains. Pootie lips.

"This month's centerfold has got the biggest meat flaps I've ever seen!"

by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003

Meat-Flaps Snake Charming

The event which leads to gaining a Fanny snake.
It is where the snake gains entry into a woman's (in some cases gorrila's) vagina. This is mainly caused by the snake being lured by the smell that drifts from the ovaries.

"Oh dear Mrs.X, it appears that you've got an egg in your uterus. Been doing a bit of Meat-Flaps Snake Charming have you?"

by themostnaturalskintags January 9, 2008

Screaming meat flaps

When a girl queefs very loudly

I fucked her so hard her screaming meat flaps started going

by Bunboy-troy September 23, 2016

meatslap

Greatest rapper on soundcloud.

Meatslap is up next.

by big15OOOOAOoaAOoaoaooOAOaoAOAO August 5, 2018

meat flaps

Large inner labia lips.
Pussy lips that dangle outside the labia majora even when the legs are not open wide.

I love chewing on her meat flaps, it drives her crazy :)

by semsem August 21, 2011

meatslap

To hit another with ones grandiose wang.

Tommy meatslaps susan from across the dining table, deftly dodging the gravy bowl.

by Lemonade Avenger April 18, 2003