Mertle

That bitch from Lilo and Stitch who doesn't have a soul and bullies Lilo for being from a broken home.

Man 1 "Where's that bitch Mertle, I haven't seen her in a while"
Man 2 "You didn't hear? She's burning in hell, where she belongs"
Man 1 "Damn right she is. Cunt"

by ghettogirlabc123 June 1, 2018

Meatless Muff Diver

A man whose genitalia has underdeveloped forcing him to rigorously study the art of Muff Diving. He has perfected this act so well that any muff he touches will achieve extreme satisfaction beyond belief. To become a supreme meatless muff diver the person must commit to the dive and know that no muff can go undoven.

The meatless muff divers may sometimes perform actual intercourse but it is highly unlikely because most divers genitalia is so small that once the female's eyes gaze upon the meat they instantly become turned off due to its disturbingly small girth.

Charlie was born with a disturbingly small cock and was forced to become and Meatless Muff Diver.

Chris has studied for 5 years to become a Meatless Muff Diver, but has not even begun to scratch the surface of such a feat.

by Grinder100 October 12, 2009

Meatless

One without meat. To have no meat

You: Dude I have no meat
Me: Your obviously meatless

by Mikis January 2, 2015

Meatler

A mash-up of meat and Hitler, used by vegans to say meat eaters are making a animal holocaust

Vegan: You're meatler

Normal guy: Ok, so?

by XabiPellitero February 1, 2022

meattle

A needle made of meat, also used in reference to a thin penis, ie. Needledick.

I just want to go home and beat my Meattle.

by MeattleMatt August 4, 2023

Meatless Monday

Meatless Monday was revived in 2003 by former ad man turned health advocate Sid Lerner, who saw the prevalence of preventable illnesses associated with excessive meat consumption and decided to introduce Meatless Monday as a public health awareness campaign. The initiative was backed by the Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health’s Center for a Livable Future and endorsed by 30 schools of public health.

Meatless Monday has since turned into a global movement with a wide network of participating hospitals, schools, worksites and restaurants around the globe. The simplicity of Meatless Monday’s message has allowed the campaign to once again become part of the American lexicon.

Monday is the call to action built in to every calendar each week. And if this Monday passes you by, next week is another chance to go meatless!

Woman: Let's do Meatless Monday.

Man: Nah I love meat too much

by mkpunk516 August 31, 2011

Martlebee

Last stone of any jetty

As I sat on the martlebee sourrounded by nothing, I realized that beauty is in everything.

by activemiamigirl June 6, 2009