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menopause

A special time in a woman's life when they can't have babies anymore. They get hormonal, mean, rude, short-tempered, angry, and awkward. Bad time for teenagers to live with their moms.
She was mean because she was going through menopause.
by Ssssshhhhooooaaaawwwwttttyyyy January 13, 2009
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Manopause

A mental condition typically found in men in their mid to late 50's brought on by the realization that old age is just around the corner. Symptoms include: frequent reminiscing about the “good ol’ days”, cranky judgmental attitude and a closed minded approach to anything new. Usually punctuated by the chronic need to play a lot golf and vote republican. The condition is difficult to cure and almost always progresses into oldtimers disease.
"Get off my lawn!" Mr. Wagner screamed at the kids playing next door. What happend to him? they asked each other, one kid whispered "my mom says he's got manopause"
by Paul Lowry April 16, 2006
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male menopause

Typified by mood swings and irritability, lack of sex drive, tendency to go home and bake rather than go dipping the wick with the wife. "Male menopause" may be the result of hypogonadism, where the testes produce few or no hormones. Kind of lame for all involved.
"Dan's male menopause is worse than usual today, just found him weeping in the break room, eating his second Kit Kat chunky for the day, and it's not even 10am."
by PseudoSydney May 11, 2016
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menopause

Old women can't have no mo' babies.
Shelby: I missed ma period!!
Chatarra: You got menopause!
by yo momma November 27, 2004
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Mehnopause

The life event in a man or woman's life when they realize their youth is completely behind them and therefore all enthusiasm has left their personality. MEH
While James looked as young as his mates, mehnopause kept this youthful gent only thinking about bills, work and knee pain.

Q: Wanna go out?
A: MEH

Q: How was work today?
A: MEH

Q: Bachelor Party!
A: MEH
by mikebellman November 19, 2012
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cerebral menopause

your brain in the change of life; an exercise in decaying common sense; a condition of the mind idiotic; when stupid 1.5 is ramped up to stupid 2.0
When John asked if he could stay on my couch, I knew he was suffering from a case of cerebral menopause.
by La Tatooie January 27, 2008
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bipolar menopausal bitch (bpmb)

any older woman who changes from second to second her attitude, feelings, and temperament towards any given issue and then makes up completely unrelated issues to validate herself.
You: I have a problem with rumors about me being spread about me what can I do?
Her: Well its all your fault they think what they do. You control what other people think! The Kitties always come first!? I am having a bad day is it hot in here??
You: What are you talking about are you some kind of bipolar menopausal bitch (bpmb)?
Her: What did you say???
by iknowitall4sure February 27, 2010
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