Merkins

An American citizen, as spoken by W

'My fellow merkins'

by Dalton Dan August 11, 2008

arsh merkins

arsh merkins are obviously those merkins whose famblies came to the the u.s. from arland, just like there's eye-talian merkins, and there's meskin merkins, and phillypino merkins, and a zillion other kindsa merkins... all part o' what makes the u.s. a big ole beeyootiful meltin pot.

"yep, his fambly is arsh merkins 'n' rushin merkins, & her fambly is balkin merkins 'n' berzillion merkins, so it's gonna be one helluva crazy weddin ... i speck they'll be partyin fer a week, easy."

by sitcjea January 30, 2009

Merkinstock

Produced in Germany, this Bavarian wonder was concocted for hobbits with inclinations for podiatric balding; equipped with a cork bottom it not only keeps a hobbit's feet stylish, but protected.

It's not the size of the merkinstocks that matters, it's how you use them.
Those is some dank 'stocks.

by Clayton Sullivan February 15, 2004

Meakin

The Meakin is a cocktail consisting of Listerine and Red Bull

Making a poor decision to drive after drinking numerous Meakins, Ursula was arrested for DUI. Though upset about the arrest, amazingly she was wide awake with very fresh breath.

by Ray Robinson July 21, 2008

Merkinstock

Similar to Birkenstocks, Merkinstocks are sandals made from pubic wigs. They are designed to warm the feet and provide a unique new look for the fashionable individual.

"Becky, check out Ashley's Merkinstocks."

"I know! They're so flashy! What a whore!"

by MtnDewGuy March 4, 2013

like Meekins

To do something--ie, run track, play steel drums, or contribute to a screenplay--with great stealth. Often better than anyone expected.

Next thing you knew, her husband was coming in the door. I was sneakin like Meekins.

by Greg December 30, 2003

Makinsons Disease

Infection of the eyes and ankles and shrinkage of grey matter.

Did you hear about Tom? The doctors diagnosed him with Makinsons Disease and he has only 6 months to live.

by Robman1983 June 18, 2009