1. A slutty girl who is overweight and has a visible muffin top.
2. Girl who sells her body out for food
2. Girl who sells her body out for food
by Tehgiz April 09, 2014
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by niggamac July 14, 2006
The superior. The best of its kind, not to be outdone by any other example of a similar thing, but isn't the actual thing by which the example is set.
by UnevenHaircut January 11, 2012
a purple dinosaur who eats rainbows and poops skittles and eventually dies from skittle loss. these are later made into the bacon and egg in the mcmuffins and that's what makes them so tasty :)
by luluthepunk April 27, 2010
Douche McMuffin simply is when you order an egg McMuffin and it looks soo bad you assume a handless chimp put it together. at this point is when you relize you have been handed a Douche McMuffin knowing the person who made it is an insanely large Douche Bag.
1."dude fucking look at dat shit bro. yo go bust back up in that place and get yo fuckin dollar back cause that shit is a serious Douche McMuffin"
2."damn G if i wasnt soo blunted id go back in there and slap that fucker who made me this Douche McMuffin."
2."damn G if i wasnt soo blunted id go back in there and slap that fucker who made me this Douche McMuffin."
by fuckin harshf0ol April 28, 2009
That cup cake looks like a Tit McMuffin.
by ahfhfhf April 13, 2011