mcjob

the worst job with the best people. where people only spit in your food if you fuck with them or their girlfriend. where you can walk around a corner and see someone say "connie, don't make me smackabitch!" and all 3 of you laugh your asses off together. Where you can make gay jokes with a gay manager and have him laugh along with you.

I hate to love my mcjob, but i REALLY love to hate it.

by fuckbag58 November 8, 2007

mcjob

an Enron 401K plan

What you have left after your company screws you.

Would you like fries with that Mr. Lay?

At least I still have my mcjob.

by Enrico Fermi November 28, 2003

mcjob

Pretty much what graduates of the class of 2003 are going to have to settle for.

Man, my mcjob at that fast food joint is taking me nowhere, but I can't find anything better.

by quamp July 21, 2003

mcjob

When you get oral sex from a clown.

oh yeah, keep doing it like that! Please suck harder! oooh yeah! ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh my God! That was a great mcjob, Ronald!

by Erik3k March 29, 2007

mcjob

A Blow job, hand job, tit job, or any kind of job given by a clown

"Yo man, i was at my kid sisters birthday party, and Bowzo gave me a mcjob"

by Mike Vaspasiano March 30, 2007

mcjob

The "favor" you get in the McDonalds bathroom

Johnny got a McJob from the assistant manager.

by D November 15, 2003

mcjob

Blowjob made by a scotish women.

A:"I spend last night with that chick Anna Mcmartin."
B:"Oh, so you surely recieved nice mcjob"

by Gallaer December 7, 2006