McFlurry

the act of escaping a friends group to have public sex

Andres ‘Hey, guys where are you right now?’
C&N ‘Sorry, we are going to be late.. just had McFlurry.’

by Haocock March 2, 2020

McFlurry

McFlurry: the act of defecating on ones chest, then rubbing assorted Mn'Ms into it

C Jay gave Shannon a McFlurry last night...

That's disgusting...

by sanzo4297 August 24, 2011

McFlurry

When you ejaculate into someone during anal sex, and after you pull out they fart on you.

After I finished in the chicks ass last night, I pulled out and she gave me a McFlurry.

by RottonOrganic September 24, 2012

McFlurry

Ain't that icecream yo?

HA HA, McFlurry just scored a goal (NHL 95)! ..."ain't that icecream yo?"

by Joltinjoe10 December 2, 2011

McFlurry

When you moon someone with a turtlehead poking out.

I was heading to the bathroom, but before I did I gave my wife a McFlurry.

by Koolaid Johansen March 20, 2017

McFlurry

The act of tunneling an ice cream sandwich in your ass, then having a sexual partner felch, or suck it out with a straw.

Marc: Would you like a mcflurry?
Jess: Whats that?
Marc: Shove this Klondike up my ass and you will find out.

by Browneeearthquayke2 May 26, 2011

McFlurried

When your girl is giving head in the McDonalds bathroom, you cum on her face and she says (in the style of Punk'd) "I've just been mcflurried!"

Grimace: Hey man, what did you guys do last night?
Ronald: We went to McDonalds for dinner and I McFlurried that bitch in the handicap stall!

by The Hamburgaler August 29, 2015