One who drinks tons of whiskey, punches you in the face and fucks your girlfriend while you're knocked out.
Where did you get that black eye? Mccormick!
by mcrmac79 February 7, 2010
Get the mccormick mug.Kenny McCormick is a 9 year old boy on the emmy award winning series, South Park. He is poor and foul-mouthed, which is the main reason he wears his orange Parka. During the earlier seasons he died frequently and his remains were devoured or carried away by rats however in later seasons he is killed less and less until he is 'permanently' killed by the AIDS virus. He later embodies Cartman and eventually rejoins the series with no explanation in season 7. He does NOT die every episode nor does he ever die twice as we learn in one episode of SP that he is actually reborn by Mrs. McCormick over 50 times! Kenny is poor and is frequently belittled by his 'friend' Cartman. If an argument between Stan+Kyle vs Eric occurs, he is usually stuck on Cartmans side. although most of what he says is hard to decipher, it is understandable and usually involves sexually explicit words and terminology.
Misinformed wannabe fan of SP: Dude, did you see SP last night? I swear Kenny dies like every episode.
Actual fan: No, he doesn't, if you think he does you have not watched much South Park.
Kenny McCormick: *muffled* Maybe you can rub her pussy!
Stan, Kyle and Cartman: How do you know she has a cat?
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*Everyone Laughs*
Actual fan: No, he doesn't, if you think he does you have not watched much South Park.
Kenny McCormick: *muffled* Maybe you can rub her pussy!
Stan, Kyle and Cartman: How do you know she has a cat?
...
*Everyone Laughs*
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It does the work of five men.
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Get the McCormick Reaper mug.Kenny is a charecter on South Park. Wears a bright orange hoodie that covers most of his face. Talks in a muffled voice but you can ususally figure out most of what he is saying, but is perfectly understanded by his friends. Kenny comes from a poor family, and often takes his friends food. Kenny knows more about sex then all his friends put together, and his room is decorated with pictures of women in bikinis. Kenny without his hood has blonde hair, but his face has never been seen. Kenny dies in nearly every episode.
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Get the Kenny McCormick mug.A method of ranking the nerdiness and idiocy of an act. Much like the pH scale, this ranks acts based on how ludicrously and socially outlandish the act truly was. It ranges from 0 to 14, 14 being the most unacceptable. No 14 has ever been recorded, but the scale leader and co-founder, Sir Collin (preferred title: Lvl 47 Dungeon Master) has come close.
CM hits his head after falling to the ground in a pick up game of football. Nothing nerdy there, if anything, very manly. Yet, he grabs his head, and in a loud voice shreeks, "OW! My cranium!"
Reason for achieving a 13 on the McCormack Scale: seriously, we all knew you hurt your head, but you used a multisyllabic word to get your point across.
Reason for achieving a 13 on the McCormack Scale: seriously, we all knew you hurt your head, but you used a multisyllabic word to get your point across.
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