McConnell

A hard clumpy constipated shit that when finally extracted leaves hemorrhoids and rectal bleeding.

The Majority Leader of the Senate is himself such a massive McConnell that the country will need Preparation H and stitches once gone from power.

by IntlManoMystery August 9, 2018

McConnell

A nicer way of saying "Retarded" or "Retard". Being in a PC Culture in today's world, it is better to say McConnell instead of Retard.

"Bro is that guy retarded?" "Hey you can't say retarded that's offensive, just say McConnell." "Ah Understandable have a good day."

by Tr@shton June 4, 2018

The McConnell

Buying a bunch of drinks, leaving, and complaining when someone else does the same

Joe: Did you see that Mitch just left after spending trillions of dollars on drinks?
Chuck: Yeah, he just did The McConnell

by I333cat October 29, 2021

mcconnell

Theft of something belonging to someone else. Usually involving a great betrayal.

Some asshole mcconnelled my amazon order and left the whole appartment's mail open to theft!

by drammypdog June 27, 2018

McConnelling

McConnelling is when someone is in a short clip that mainly includes their upper torso and head. They start off by doing something official, or business-like such as signing papers and then suddenly smile at the camera like someone in the intro from Full House. McConnelling is based off of a political advertisement released by US Senator Mitch McConnell in which he signs some papers, and then turns his head up to smile at the camera.

Hey man, I saw the opening intro to Family Matters and they were all McConnelling!

by AaronLikesItUpTheAss April 22, 2014

mcconnelled

The act of establishing a precedent to advance the interest of a person or group and then ignoring that precedent when it does not benefit the individual or group that created the precedent.

The mayor mcconnelled us when he established the ban on strip clubs but got caught at a clothes optional bar in Florida.

by Brandy’s Jewel September 21, 2020

McConnell

A synonym for the word "hypocrite".

"Man, you did us a real McConnell today. You were caught reppin' the Bloods in a Crip area, and you burned your Blood hat and shirt and got on your knees and did them a solid".

by Chucky E January 18, 2019