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Mayomide

These are a rare breed of Nigerians that are rich like fuck they are the kind of people that live in the gucci store
if you ever see one i'd advise you to take a selfie cause these are the hardest guys you will ever see
This guy is hard, He's a mayomide
by my name: louis, louis vuitton October 31, 2018
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mayom

Mayom is that one Tall, Dark, and Ugly nigga, but he already know that. He still got yo back if you ever actually need it or your more of a friend to him than the other person you beefin wit. No joke though he will act stupid, but really he knows whats going on and is humble most of the time, and tries not to hurt any feelings while he at it.
Mayom is that tall, dark dude.
by CookieDealer March 20, 2018
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Mayom

G he's just that nigga man mums soul. when he comes around niggas get happy, itches get happy, everyone starts calling him tryna talk nd shit.
Random Fan: Mayom
Mayom: wag1
Random Fan: Can i get ur autograph
by Bearlover468 June 1, 2021
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mayomust

what happens when your pickle gets stuck in a very done sandwich

The end result of a lonely night with a jar of mayo
Hey Todd, don't use that jar of Mayo, it has a little Mayomust in it.
by The Midnight Chef April 6, 2022
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Mayoman danny sandwitch

A mayonnaise manufacturing facility in his own right.
He spules mayo from every pore and clevis.
With a single cyst he can fill an entire 80 gal drum, and that just a small cyst.
He lactates it also and feeds all the neighborhood poor kids mainly in Vegas with his partner in crime stephanie hobbs.
Together they produce mayo and she gets quick dick on the strip and at the penny slots... dumb bitch.

Mayoman danny sandwitch is kraft dinners biggest fan and customer due to a KD and mayo only diet.

He also uses mayonas shaving cream and brags he smells Like bacon grease and mayo...NO LIE, you can't make this shiznit up. It's not a fresh BLT with no LT .....it's just mayoman danny sandwitch.

Won't lift legs or arms he uses elevator lifts to elevate his body and an engine hoist to feed himself.
Mayoman Danny sandwitch you able to link me up with fresh as fuk mayo.
- heck cha my guy.
-bro what's your recipie.
- trade secret but the key is a very very very unhealthy diet .
-What what.
-50 dollars please
by The start June 25, 2022
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Mayoman

Someone who guzzles so much cum that they harvest from the femboys of thailand to use on their nasty ass turkey and provolone sandwich from subway
These people often do not go outside and the typical structure of a mayo man is 5'1 450lbs twitter activist who use axe body spray instead of showering

They can also be known as Reddit Mod Discord Cum Femboy Sluts or Incel Retards
Girl 1:OMG LOOK AT THE MAYOMAN HE SMELLS LIKE INDIA
Girl 2:I know right
Mayo Man:*uhh**glurb* Hey Kitten
by ChildT0Ucher Joe Biden July 3, 2022
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Mayomustard

The term Mayomustard was made in tge summer of 2021

It refers to the ship between Eekno and BenjiMango it is the very best ship

It's so cute and hot
"HEY John I ship Mayomustard"

"Cool terry!"
by BenTheUR DEV July 16, 2022
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