man mayoed

Just before shooting your wad inside her, pull out and jerk off in your hand - then when she asks what you're doing, slap her in the face paint-brush style and scream:
"YOU'VE BEEN MAN-MAYOED!"

"We had a nice dinner, movie and some drinks - then he took me home, man mayoed me and left. Asshole!"

by Monkeyfuck McGrew January 13, 2005

Marold

Millie and Harold
A perfect love story

This story is about two people who love one another and their love is so so strong

Stronger than Romeo and Juliet

I was real love, I want it to be as strong as Marold. Marold is real and true and everyone believes in it

by Some random person 37734885322 January 11, 2022

Mayol

A person who wasn't the hot commodity back then, but in present time is swarmed by the opposite sex. Similar to Mike Jones. Also can mean soup'd depending on the situation.

1.) Dude! Marissa from middle school is super cute now! She's such a mayol!

2.) See that fight yesterday? That one girl Marissa is a mayol for that ko.

by Devnasty October 27, 2011

Mayoed

Getting a face full of Mayo.

As a direct result to being Cream-pied, Kovac Mayoed berg

by Big Janks October 8, 2008

maxoldy

maxoldy is a cute, funny, guy. he can be competitive, but that's okay.

damn maxoldy's cute

by julesssss.1 October 2, 2020

Mayolube

A kind of home-made lube used by really cheap whores. Completely edible.
The key ingredients to mayolube are;

-Mayonnaise

-Ketchup

-Cooking Oil

It has also been known to contain;

-Cheese

-Pepper

-Period Blood

-Ice Cream

-Soy sauce

Also commonly referred to as "mayoluba"

Ohh yeah baby rub that mayolube on my dick haaard!!

by MrsJoosyLoosy September 29, 2011

Mayod

The act in which one sucks sloppily and loudly on another's floppy, non-erect penis and finishes before the receiver finishes.

Person 1: "Hey what did you get last night?"

Person 2: "It was going well but then she mayod me and fell asleep"

by Bois y lads July 27, 2017