1 definition by MrsJoosyLoosy

Top Definition
A kind of home-made lube used by really cheap whores. Completely edible.
The key ingredients to mayolube are;

-Mayonnaise

-Ketchup

-Cooking Oil

It has also been known to contain;

-Cheese

-Pepper

-Period Blood

-Ice Cream

-Soy sauce

Also commonly referred to as "mayoluba"
Ohh yeah baby rub that mayolube on my dick haaard!!
by MrsJoosyLoosy May 25, 2011

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