an act of solo love originating from eccles manchester england where one takes the cardboacrd tube from the centre of a bog roll,packs it with a lube of your choice,traps it between bed and mattress and gives it a good rogering
by harry dent March 1, 2009
Get the mattressingmug. The combination of the words Model and Waitress. Used to describe small time models who cannot support herself with only modeling income, and require side jobs such as waitressing.
by StarberryBSD June 7, 2011
Get the Mattressmug. by CTiswhereithappens August 14, 2009
Get the mattressmug. Your brother is a fucking mattress
by Sogmon January 8, 2021
Get the Mattressmug. 1. To rest or sleep. rest sleep
2. To preform a sexual act on another, typically in a bed. fuck bang do it
2. To preform a sexual act on another, typically in a bed. fuck bang do it
1. "Man, I'm so tired! I'm gonna go home and mattress."
2."Hey gurl, wanna go back to my place and mattress?"
2."Hey gurl, wanna go back to my place and mattress?"
by Mich3al September 23, 2016
Get the Mattressmug. A woman with no ethics who homes in on a recently bereaved man and beds him whilst he's still emotionally vulnerable
That old tart won't leave Mark alone since his wife died. She's a widower's mattress, chasing vulnerable men like him.
by Emma85 February 10, 2007
Get the widower's mattressmug. An all about sexy man.
He's a player, a villian, a hero, a contender.
He's the kind of guy that can face an incredible challenge and be the first to give a solution.
He's a man of honor, that knows NO FEAR.
Everyone just has to hear, "Wuz Up Bro?!"...and his legacy lives on.
He's a player, a villian, a hero, a contender.
He's the kind of guy that can face an incredible challenge and be the first to give a solution.
He's a man of honor, that knows NO FEAR.
Everyone just has to hear, "Wuz Up Bro?!"...and his legacy lives on.
by Goldz....Mattress Goldz September 29, 2012
Get the Mattress Goldzmug.