an act of solo love originating from eccles manchester england where one takes the cardboacrd tube from the centre of a bog roll,packs it with a lube of your choice,traps it between bed and mattress and gives it a good rogering
the missus was away last night so i tried some mattressing
by harry dent March 1, 2009
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The combination of the words Model and Waitress. Used to describe small time models who cannot support herself with only modeling income, and require side jobs such as waitressing.
Jim likes to brag about dating a model even though she is really just a Mattress
by StarberryBSD May 14, 2011
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A silly hoe who stickes her fingers in her mouth.
"Dude, have you met Jane?"
"Unfortunately! She's such a mattress!"
by CTiswhereithappens August 15, 2009
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Someone who is as thick as a mattress

meaning youre dumb
by Sogmon January 8, 2021
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1. To rest or sleep. rest sleep

2. To preform a sexual act on another, typically in a bed. fuck bang do it
1. "Man, I'm so tired! I'm gonna go home and mattress."

2."Hey gurl, wanna go back to my place and mattress?"
by Mich3al February 7, 2016
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A woman with no ethics who homes in on a recently bereaved man and beds him whilst he's still emotionally vulnerable
That old tart won't leave Mark alone since his wife died. She's a widower's mattress, chasing vulnerable men like him.
by Emma85 February 9, 2007
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An all about sexy man.
He's a player, a villian, a hero, a contender.
He's the kind of guy that can face an incredible challenge and be the first to give a solution.
He's a man of honor, that knows NO FEAR.
Everyone just has to hear, "Wuz Up Bro?!"...and his legacy lives on.
"Wuz up bro. Mattress Goldz is in the house!"
by Goldz....Mattress Goldz April 26, 2012
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