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Matteo

Not gay has the biggest dick and ye shit
Matteo is I God at basketball
by Goodblood March 2, 2019
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Matteo

A guy with a GINORMUS dick. Like 15 inches. Fucks lots of girls straight up. If your a matteo, you got a lot to live for.
Stacy: "That guy has a giant dick ."

Julie: "he's so good in bed."

Ellie: "What a matteo!"
by Yo mama is a rapist April 22, 2017
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Matteo

The best fucking person on this EARTH
Yo that dude Matteo is SO FUCKING COOL
by Zpace October 3, 2019
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Matteo

The name Matteo also means sexy,hot, and cute
by Edge_Potato November 7, 2018
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Matteo

A male, usually tall with brown curly hair. Very attractive and kind-hearted. Wants to be friends with everyone and would never want to hurt a soul. Matteo derives from an Italian origin. The name Matteo is commonly used as a name for a twin. The other twin, in this case, would be named Alexio.
Wow, Matteo is so hot.

Matteo is so tall!

Those brown curls get the girls!
by A personnnn April 13, 2013
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Matteo

A young man that frenquents with many babes in his neighbourhood at any given time. Usually extremey attractive and can get it up in less than 0.0684 seconds.
Stacey: Man, Matteo was an absolute beast last night.
Julie: Tell me about it!
by Johnson445 March 5, 2009
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Matteo

Definition of Matteo is gift og god. no wonder right! he is an amizing person and he is a super attractive person. all the ladies want him. he is an amizing person. he will be your best friend you'll ever have.
Wow! you're such a Matteo
by Matito06 March 8, 2019
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