Mahjies

Another term for marijuana or weed

Hey bro, pass the mahjies

Or
Did you get more mahjies yet?

by beans and ham September 2, 2022

Oliver Mathieson

A big dick Maltese man who has all the bitches and destroys all other Maltese men in battles of bulge size

Wow Jordan Galea's bulge is so small compared to Oliver Mathieson

by gg bibba August 12, 2019

maties

A term used by chavs describing their herd.

I'll get my maties on u u f***ing gribo

by adamboult July 1, 2005

Landon Mathies

A boy who seems very cute and amazing at first, and acts like he's into you.But once you get to know him he turns out to be a fucking bitch and a player.

Girl: Landon just said "bbg" I think he likes me
Girl: Are you sure??? I just saw how Landon Mathies just hooked up with that Kayah girl!!!

by parkviewjr1026 April 11, 2019

matieszyn

Pronounced (Muh-Teesh-In), is a name given to people who ruin good jokes, either by adding stupid puns or running the joke on until it loses all meaning. Origin Unknown.

I told a perfectly good joke, and Jeff kept running with it until it wasn't funny anymore, he's such a matieszyn.

by IHeartPaint October 24, 2009

Matties a beach

A person who j thought was a good person but they aren't :(

Oh yeah Matties a beach

by Mr. Squeeqee May 31, 2021

mattiesexual

When someone thinks Mattie is really hot and sexy and would like to sex them for their amazing looks, their sexiness and/or their great personality

Wow i’m so mattiesexual, why must they be so sexy with such a great personality?

by HotSexyMattie September 1, 2021