maths

Short for 'mathematics'. Commonly called 'math' by idiotic yanks bastardising a perfectly well made language. Could be classed as the study of numbers, but it's much more. There are many real world uses for maths. A builder uses maths to work out how much flooring he needs in square metres. An accountant uses maths to work out your correct salary based on your hourly rate. The list goes on
"I can use maths to work out how much flooring I need, by multiplying 5 by 5, that's 25 square metres!"
by Mark-o March 25, 2008
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Pure evil to learn
Very hard
Loads of people are bad at maths
Girl: ahhhh this is to hard
Boy: Tell me about it

So called intelligent person: haahha you don't know maths
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the most brain-numbingly boring and gay subject ever to grace this planet.
who invented maths, i think they should burn forever in hell
by better than youuuuuu November 16, 2005
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Useful for many things, like working out angles, extracting the best time to enter into a conversation, and, if you can fly, plotting your trajectory to work.
Look around you.
Look around you.
Just, look around you.
Can you tell what we're looking for yet?
That's right, Maths.
by Thegreatnick March 16, 2005
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What people who failed english think the plural of math is
Guy 1: I have to take 4 maths classes in high school
Guy 2: and retake english...
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Absolutley crap its the worst thing ever i mean in real life why would you need to know about x or y its a load of shite
O my god we got maths today
Oh no its sooooooo borin
by bby lou xxx January 23, 2007
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math is not mathing

when something just doesn't add up.
Talking about mental health and then making suicide jokes? The math is not mathing.
by harleyinhawaii June 26, 2021
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