Maths 

abuse to humans, tortures them by trying to teach the useless info that nobody cares about that we could just use a calculator for anyway. taught by the the devil gods themselves, you may have heard them calling themselves teachers.

DETENTION FOR LIFE!
3 years later

can i leave?
NO MORE LINES, YOU FAILED MATHS SO THIS IS YOUR PUNISHME
NT

Maths by randomperson.com August 17, 2021

maths 

maths stands for mathematical anti telharsic heptoses septonim. it is basically the language of numbers, with 1 meaning hello, 2 meaning the etc.

all mathematical calculations must exist between absolute 0 and the largest number possible. mathematicians think it is about 100 billion, but some think there may be even larger numbers

maths can be used to solve many every day problems, such as the optimum time to enbark on a conversation, or planning your trajectory to work.

maths by eeeeeeee September 23, 2007

maths 

a stupid subject that you have to learn to get a job. even though all you need to use in the real world is multiplication, addition and all the other stuff you learn when you're 10.
to get a basic maths qualification you need to know a lot about right angled triangles which you will never ever need to know later on in life unless you want to carry on passing the useless information on and become a maths teacher or a man holds a gun to your head and makes you work out this angle or die.
pointless formulas that you dont know how to use will stay in your head forever but you wont have a gcse because you dont know how to use them.
even if you do have a maths gcse, in about a month you forget everything that you learnt for it and it doesnt matter because you will NEVER need to use it anyway.

man with gun-"WHATS THE FORMULA FOR PYTHAGORAS' THEORUM?"
me-"A SQUARED+B SQUARED= C SQUARED!"
man with gun-"NOW USE THAT TO WORK OUT ANGLE X OF THIS RIGHT ANGLED TRIANGLE!"
me-"????????????"
*BANG*

maths by rathsangatas drink November 9, 2004

maths 

Short for 'mathematics'. Commonly called 'math' by idiotic yanks bastardising a perfectly well made language. Could be classed as the study of numbers, but it's much more. There are many real world uses for maths. A builder uses maths to work out how much flooring he needs in square metres. An accountant uses maths to work out your correct salary based on your hourly rate. The list goes on

"I can use maths to work out how much flooring I need, by multiplying 5 by 5, that's 25 square metres!"

maths by Mark-o March 25, 2008

MATHS 

mentally affected teachers harrasing students.

person 1: dude ms jepson is such a stupid teacher
person 2: i know she is such a MATHS
person 1: dude, she teaches Humanities, not maths
person 2: no man MATHS! mentally affected teachers harassing students!
person 1: oh! ha ha i geddit!

MATHS by happyfacethegame December 15, 2009

Maths 

What you do if you have a Beautiful Mind

The Film - but it may damage your health

Maths by Not-so-bo-ri-ng September 30, 2003

maths 

Pure evil to learn
Very hard
Loads of people are bad at maths

Girl: ahhhh this is to hard
Boy: Tell me about it

So called intelligent person: haahha you don't know maths

maths by Do I care January 31, 2008