mattison

Amazing beast who beats the shit out of Dobbs(s) with nerf bullets and crushes everyone at football and lacrosse

Man i wish i was Mattison, i hate dobbs

by beast, hoss February 3, 2009

Mathisoning

When a person is in the gym doing only bicep curls and calf raises, he is "Mathisoning". Other behaviors that can be interchanged with this verb include: yelling at a pizza man shirtless, struggling to interact with "bitch ass hoes" or punching a brick-wall after a missed jump-shot.

Example no. 1 =

Guy #1 - "One... two.. four... thirty six..."

Guy #2 - "What the fuck are you doing man? Quit Mathisoning and stop with the bicep curls. Go squat or something"

Example no. 2 =

Howard - "Dude what is that guy doing? That girl just slapped him across the face?" *points at a guy 30 feet away*

Johnny - "I don't know.. I guess the only way to describe it would be to say that he is Mathisoning.. I mean that bitch ass hoe really didn't want his tube-sock in her mouth"

by Doctor T98 September 6, 2013

matheson whittaker

If someone is named this they are dumby thicc. Sksksksk.

Matheson gets hit in the nuts
Matheson Whittaker: and I oop sksksks

by And I Oop sksksksksksksksksksk September 9, 2019

Mattison

A beautiful woman that has a heart of gold. The woman that I’ve always dreamt of being with and so much more. She’s the hardest working and most determined woman. She’s always willing to step in to defend others when they need her. She loves god more than anything and will always hold her ground. She’s stubborn but it’s a good think because she’s almost always right. She’s forgiving even when she doesn’t have to be. She’s the one thing in this world I know I could never live with out. Most of all she’s my lobster…. Forever and always

No sentence would ever be good enough to describe my mattison

by NateFoster010723 February 21, 2023

Jeffrey Matheson

The state of being chubby.

I feel really Jeffrey Matheson right now.

by Princess daisy sugar pie February 20, 2018

Matison

A shy, outgoing kind of person.

The girl who never talks was so outgoing you may as well call her a Matison

by taylor-twilight July 9, 2009

Mattison

Matti is a very short girl with a bad attitude. she also will beat a bitches ass if needed. she doesn’t play around with people talking shit. also juuls and vapes and plays sports.

Damn, mattison beat her ass today

by Crazygirl108 November 5, 2018