Mathieu is a fat guy who needs to hit the gym and has an ego the size of the sun but everyone knows he's nothing and will be working at Tim Hortons for the rest of his life.
That guy over there is Mathieu don't talk to him
by Average Kanadian November 14, 2022
A name referring to outstanding male endowment. Unfortunately, Mathieu's have become the target of violence to many with furious penis envy. The most violent to attack Mathieus are known to work in groups and forcibly remove the Mathieu's penis, hence the small or absent penis Mathieu . A Mathieu is a blessing that can become cursed, such is the nature of this jealous world.
Any Girl: "He's got a Mathieu in the drawers"
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News Anchor: "A gang Mathieud another massively endowed citizen this evening as he exited the apartment of a woman who later committed suicide when she realized she could no longer be pleasured by that Mathieu dick again"
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News Anchor: "A gang Mathieud another massively endowed citizen this evening as he exited the apartment of a woman who later committed suicide when she realized she could no longer be pleasured by that Mathieu dick again"
by Brokenneck October 16, 2009
Matthieu is a cute loving guy. He can be an asshole, and can be really selfish, but knows his limits. He is a good and sweet boyfriend, he makes everyone laugh, and is really funny. Girls like this kind of guy, because he is very manly. One other thing about Matthieu's are that they are very good in bed.
Mathieu is the best at everything!
by King243 November 05, 2018
The founder of the world, normally under the influnce of 2 or more drugs at a time. Mathieu is a legendary title only given to select people who have proven themselves in several challenges such as: defeating a montser, being able to make weapons from nothing and more.
Mathieu's have the abbilty to do things that normal people couldn't do, such as: fucking up the most simplest of tasks.
Mathieu's have the abbilty to do things that normal people couldn't do, such as: fucking up the most simplest of tasks.
He's such a Mathieu, he managed to screw up his xbox by putting a metal object in it... Why dose he have to fuck with everything?
by Bl00d f1r3 August 30, 2010
A name given to a child with a penis so short, there parents contemplated having surgery to change 'him' into a 'her'. Usually the surgery is not undergone and the 'son' is left with an extremely short penis, usually unable to penetrate their life partners.....which are usually men.
Doctor to parents "im sorry but this is a classic Mathieu case and its best if they are left a boy, the world does need diversity and we cant all be straight."
by t-bearmd March 15, 2009
Mathieu is a young man who has everything to please. A man full of promise and with a radiant future because of his beauty and his sweetness. Sometimes a bit clumsy and indecisive, he will make you live an adventure full of love and kindness, which will leave you addicted and speechless. With brown eyes and a soft beard, his beautiful face will transport you to wonders every day that God will make. An angel fallen from heaven, whom you will bless every moment of your life. A life full of delight and happiness, with a Mathia by your side. A great thumb of quality.
by Smallfrenchthumb November 24, 2021
Mathieu is a young man who has everything to please. A man full of promise and with a radiant future because of his beauty and his sweetness. Sometimes a bit clumsy and indecisive, he will make you live an adventure full of love and kindness, which will leave you addicted and speechless. With brown eyes and a soft beard, his beautiful face will transport you to wonders every day that God will make. An angel fallen from heaven, whom you will bless every moment of your life. A life full of delight and happiness, with a Mathia by your side. A great thumb of quality.
by Smallfrenchthumb November 24, 2021