a sexy 5'1 white male with a huge cock. looks like he sells burnt hot dog buns outside of a blockbuster. keeps at it with a chipmunk and is a d4 kicker committed to e wing university
by yo boiiy bigbird December 10, 2021
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Stu: Oh fuck no. Not you too d00b...
Stu drops the hammer and wordroyalled/word John like he ain't no thang.
Stu: Oh fuck no. Not you too d00b...
Stu drops the hammer and wordroyalled/word John like he ain't no thang.
by Theeph June 17, 2003
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a word conveying deep caring and affinity for the person to which it is directed. may be used as an insult when directed at stubert, prince of darkness. The derivative "moo" may be added onto people's names, or used on it's own as a term of address.
1. "Hey there mateymoo, what's up?
"Not bad, quite looking forward to a hearty gikkle later on.
2. "Hey Stuartmoo, how's things?"
"Will you please fucking not call me that?"
3. "Hey moo! Good to see you!"
SKIT-SOTH! "It's. Fucking. STuart. Kay?"
"Not bad, quite looking forward to a hearty gikkle later on.
2. "Hey Stuartmoo, how's things?"
"Will you please fucking not call me that?"
3. "Hey moo! Good to see you!"
SKIT-SOTH! "It's. Fucking. STuart. Kay?"
by Sahara June 16, 2003
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by Maak4060 March 4, 2019
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by CraigDav April 16, 2021
Get the mohammed mater mug.Also knows as a "Freeway Friend" (United States, Canada, Australia, South Africa) is a term used to describe a motorist directly in front/behind you who is on a similarly long journey on the same motorway/freeway, especially at night and when driving alone.
Though you have never and are never likely to meet the person driving, you form a bond with them and can take comfort in the fact that you're not the only one driving hundreds of miles.
Becoming more common now with the invent of Adaptive Cruise Control.
Though you have never and are never likely to meet the person driving, you form a bond with them and can take comfort in the fact that you're not the only one driving hundreds of miles.
Becoming more common now with the invent of Adaptive Cruise Control.
A somewhat sad feeling came over me when my Motorway Mate pulled off at the junction. I then felt like I was the only one on the M6 that night.
Though I had been following my Freeway Friend for a while, he began slowing his pace so I put the foot down and overtook.
I was following my Motorway Mate using my new Adaptive Cruise Control when he pulled off at the services, so had to resort back to normal Cruise Control.
Though I had been following my Freeway Friend for a while, he began slowing his pace so I put the foot down and overtook.
I was following my Motorway Mate using my new Adaptive Cruise Control when he pulled off at the services, so had to resort back to normal Cruise Control.
by SoldierBhoy April 23, 2011
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by MOTEYSFORLIFE March 5, 2011
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