Dick Masterson

1. A chauvinist who constantly contradicts himself, and uses insults, rather than solid arguments to convey his 'opinion'.

Dick Masterson: women line up to go out with me!
Her: I don't see any women lining up to go out with you, and even if there were, I would be last in line.
DM: maybe if you hit the treadmill more often you will be in first.

by amo1234 May 6, 2010

mateson

Another way to say "mate".

Mateson pleasssssee; you aint shit compared to him.

by onderwish May 19, 2014

mastersoning

When you guzzle so much cum that it seeps into your cervix, thus impregnating yourself.

After mastersoning many men for many years, I finally got pregnant with a bastard child

by Franksgizz March 27, 2015

Materion

ed shaten the 3's emo husband

Looks at that person husband must be Materion

by No the 2 October 9, 2021

maverson

Maverson is a short but talented young man and is very thoughtful of others he might be a small but he is a hard worker and he is a loyal young man

He/she:why are u short
Maverson:I don’t know that’s just how life is

by Small but mighty March 21, 2025

garrett masterson

fucking weird
but also funny

garrett masterson is someone who try’s to drown you and throws you off your shoulders

by 69696 0K B00M3R May 26, 2019