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Marco Materazzi

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See: immature, fag, sore loser, Italian girls.

Some fucking nobody that would have remained unknown to the rest of the world for his entire life had he not provoked Zinedine Zidane into headbutting him.

Previously in the FIFA World Cup 2006, he got a red card during Italy's match with Australia and was suspended during Italy-Ukraine.

Then during the 2006 World Cup Final (France-Italy), Materazzi for no other reason than being a complete dickhead and with no provocation whatsoever, called Zidane's sister/mother a whore and possibly said things to him of a racist nature.

Zidane put him down like the little, Italian faggot he is, and then watched him cry his eyes out on the pitch while Zidane got a red card for doing what any upstanding, proud and heroic football player would have done.

Unfortunately all the media bullshit and public scandal surrounding the event forced one of the greats of the sport into a somewhat early retirement, however after the full story came out a lot of people became more sympathetic to Zidane's side and forgave him.

Especially after discovering that's it always been Italian tradition in football to fix matches, pay off referees, fake injury and rig games to their liking.
Marco Materazzi had his 15 minutes of fame. Now he can go back to being a hopeless defender for shitty teams in serie A, while Zidane will always remain a hero to many people across the world and go down as one of the greatest players of all time.
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Gaten Matarazzo (born: 09/08/2002) is a child actor best known for playing Dustin Henderson on the Netflix original series Stranger Things.

It is a well known fact that he is the cutest person in the cast and is literally a bundle of curly fries.
Gaten Matarazzo is a fantastic singer and actor.
by thefackfiles October 30, 2017
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1. Mothers who constantly follow their children around with several cameras and video taking equipment, snapping photos at each turn and documenting each milestone or event with at least two dozen photos and a video.
2. Groups of aforementioned mothers
3. When referring to yourself as described above
1. You can’t even get close to the swings because of all the mamarazzi.
2. I can’t believe how many photos I took of baby Madison on the slide! I’m such a mamarazzi!
3. What's with all the mamarazzi? It's just a bloody hair cut.
by The Mamarazzi December 10, 2008
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Haterazzi

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A man who usually wears a Darth Vader mask with a bandana tied around it, and makes satirical YouTube videos, as well as podcasts, on how much he hates current-day Hip-Hop and R&B music. Also, a person who continually rants about how many aspects of today's pop culture, mainly music, are terrible compared to those of preceding decades. May also make fun of current events having to do with famous celebrities.
Guy #1: Gucci Mane and Waka Flocka are the worst piece of shit rappers ever. They just disgrace black people everywhere.

Guy #2:You got that from that Haterazzi guy, didn't you?
by Mr.Niggz December 6, 2010
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mamarazzi

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a mom who chases you down and annoys you in order to get good pictures of you during every single occasion in your life, big or small.
I was almost late to prom because the mamarazzi was hounding me for pictures.

It's so embarrassing when the mamarazzi shows up at my sporting events.

Dude, is your mom a scrapbooking freak, 'cause she is going all mamarazzi on your ass.
by sickmama3 April 11, 2011
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Gaten Matarazzo

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Cutest and most amazing human being ever! Starred on Stranger Things (2016-present) and is literally the best actor on it!! He takes no shit from no one and despite having Cleidocranial Dysplasia, he still perserveres and never stops believing! Let this be a lesson to all of those who don't believe in yourselves, he has been turned down so many acting jobs, and yet he still tried and auditioned a lot.
I don't want to try anymore.

Don't give up! Be like Gaten Matarazzo and keep trying!
by NoahSchnappBabe December 20, 2018
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gaten is a hot and loving person. he’s that type of person to be an actor and be a model cus how hot he is!!
gaten matarazzo is so hot!
by stranger_things_fan December 10, 2020
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