matherbate

The first thing a math major does when he/she gets out of class.

Student In Math Class:Hey man you wanna kick it after class?

Math Student: Naw Imma go home and matherbate.

by TheCaterpillar April 23, 2008

Mathurbate

To do home work and masturbate at the same time.

Aliza wants to mathurbate tonight, but I do not.

by El tornado July 19, 2016

Mathurbation

The art of discussing ideas in way so as to spend maximum time, while achieving minimal result. It is also used when people try and use intelligent sounding words to conceal their low knowledge levels about an unknown subject.

Mathurbation - My boss mathurbated with me for an hour today
I need a cigarette after 2 hours of mathurbation

by beingmathur March 11, 2017

matturbate

To build up a sizable lead in a single game (or in the regular season standings) only to blow your offensive "load" prior to an actual recorded victory or championship.

"Matty Ice" a.k.a. "The Mattural" matturbated in the first half of the 2013 NFC Championship game against the San Francisco 49ers.

by Sherman Gepard January 21, 2013

Methurbate

To masturbate while under the influence of methamphetamines for abnormal extensive amounts of time.
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Andrea smoked T so much that she methurbated till the cows came home. That girl was so raw, even Udderly Smooth couldn't help her.

by Anthony'sX June 26, 2019

matherbater

Someone who likes to do math alone.

What’s Mike thinking about? He’s Home alone doing math equations in his head. He’s a matherbater

by Big Daddu Mike May 16, 2020

mathurbating

Mathurbating- the act of creating math problems for ones self to solve for sexual pleasure

Dick: dude ted's mom walked in on him mathurbating

by Solid5nake98 November 12, 2013