Masturbexting

A one sided Sexting conversation or sexting alone.

1) You might be Masturbexting if you send a sext and get a single word reply like 'No', 'Nope', 'Yup' or simply no reply at all.

2) You might be Masturbexting if you are playing both roles in the sext conversation ie:Replying to sexting messages back to yourself, after the original went unanswered.

by Hartford's Hubby November 1, 2011

Masterbexting

One sided Sexting or sexting alone.

1) You might be Masterbexting if you send a sext and get a single word reply like 'No', 'Nope', 'Yup' or no simpley no reply at all.

2) You might be Masterbexting if you are playing both roles in the sext conversation ie:Replying to sexting messages back to yourself, after the original went unanswered.

by Hartford's Hubby October 31, 2011

Masturtating

The act of masturbating while eating potatoes of one sort or another.

I whipped up some instant potatoes 😋 then I. Was. Masturtating. Talk about comfort food!

by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021